Tennis 2014

[PGW]

6-4,6-1

[cdbearsfan]

Murray takes second set, 6-1.

Meanwhile glory-hunting, racist, rodent-featured, bum-picking, shampoo-dodging, grunting twat Nadal has lost the first set to Ferrer, but is a break up in set two.

[PGW]

Murray takes second set, 6-1.

Meanwhile glory-hunting, racist, rodent-featured, bum-picking, shampoo-dodging, grunting twat Nadal has lost the first set to Ferrer, but is a break up in set two.

I take it you're not a fan........

[PGW]

As usual Murray fails to see out a match - lost the 3rd 6-4

[PGW]

Murray 3-1 down in 4th

[PGW]

Make that 4-1

[Bad English]

Murray is getting dicked by Monfils and the crowd know it.

[PGW]

5-1 now and Monfils serving for set for 2-2

[PGW]

6-1 2-2

[PGW]

Murray got a break in the 5th 2-0 and Murray to serve. Reckon though they may be off for light in about 20 mins

[Bad English]

I spoke too soon. It must be the rip-off glow-in-the-dark top Murray is wearing.

[PGW]

Double break to Murray now 4-0

[PGW]

You must applaud Murray for that 5th set he had won first 2 sets 6-4, 6-1 then lost the next 2 also 6-4, and 6-1 Monfils looked certain winner then
but for him to come back and win the 5th 6-0 superb performance from him.

[Dave Cooper please]

Meh, Nadal will dick him on Friday

Nah, I like Murray, I reckon he's so unlucky to be around at exactly the same time as Nadal, Djokovic and Federer, he'd have ruled the World otherwise. He's coming into form for Wimbers (as I assume it's called by those who frequent Henman Hill) though.

[cdbearsfan]

Murray takes second set, 6-1.

Meanwhile glory-hunting, racist, rodent-featured, bum-picking, shampoo-dodging, grunting twat Nadal has lost the first set to Ferrer, but is a break up in set two.

I take it you're not a fan........

Not entirely.

He was born in Mallorca. He lives in Mallorca. His uncle played professional football for Mallorca. He "supports"... Real Madrid. So he's a glory-hunting twat.

Bjorg didn't grunt. Laver didn't grunt. None of Djokovic, Murray or Federer grunt. So it's obvious you don't need to grunt to be successful and anyone who does grunt does so to put off their opponent which is cheating.

He used a Spanish racist term to criticise a South American opponent.

I've noticed he tends to pick his bum most when his opponent is on top to slow him down. So, another form of cheating, and dirty soap-dodging, bum-picking cheating too.

He's also a multi-millionaire but still seems unable to afford shampoo.

He's a bellend.

Sadly, he'll still beat Murray who is a pretty classy bloke and he'll win the French Open again. Easily.