Grant Holt - confirmed on loan

[BoskoDjembaSalifou]

Was Holt really the only player available? I don't get it. If Lambert wanted cover, why sign a 32 year old striker who can't get into a mid-table Championship team?

....because he knows his game and knows what he can get out of him? Trusts him? loves him? wants to have babbies with him?

Christ, it's getting way, way to monotonous now.
Give it up..welcome the bloke and wish him well. you never know he may surprise you?

Can you only sign players you've worked with before? Is that it?

I'm just frustrated that he's decided Grant Holt would be the best option for us.

[pauliewalnuts]

Remember Ronaldo, the original..carried a few pounds but..

.....was Ronaldo.

Yeah, one of the best out and out centre forwards to play the game. The tranny loving chunk.

It must have been perfect for him at Inter. There's a huge Brazilian transexual prostitute population in Northern Italy (my ex wife's friend was a lawyer at the Brazilian consulate in Milan and spent most of her working life visiting them in prison / police stations).

[Olneythelonely]

Remember Ronaldo, the original..carried a few pounds but..

.....was Ronaldo.

Yeah, one of the best out and out centre forwards to play the game. The tranny loving chunk.

I'd say the best. His love of ladyboys just adds to it all for me.

[Sexual Ealing]

Man Gets New Job: Thousands in West Midlands Furious.

[WestleyArmsAV]

Holt possibly is the best option bearing in mind he wanted someone on a very short term basis, experienced and the fact that know each other is a bonus, it's almost a no risk signing, unlike some of his previous signings.

I agree with dicedlam, let's just welcome the man and see what happens, it's done now.

[damon loves JT]

Remember Ronaldo, the original..carried a few pounds but..

.....was Ronaldo.

Yeah, one of the best out and out centre forwards to play the game. The tranny loving chunk.

It must have been perfect for him at Inter. There's a huge Brazilian transexual prostitute population in Northern Italy (my ex wife's friend was a lawyer at the Brazilian consulate in Milan and spent most of her working life visiting them in prison / police stations).

Yes, yes. Of course. Of course that's how you know.

[Ads]

Remember Ronaldo, the original..carried a few pounds but..

.....was Ronaldo.

Yeah, one of the best out and out centre forwards to play the game. The tranny loving chunk.

It must have been perfect for him at Inter. There's a huge Brazilian transexual prostitute population in Northern Italy (my ex wife's friend was a lawyer at the Brazilian consulate in Milan and spent most of her working life visiting them in prison / police stations).

Yes, yes. Of course. Of course that's how you know.

We've all heard the ex-wife's, friend lawyer, prison visit excuse before. Sounds like the source of a Twitter rumour Paulie.

[LeeB]

Remember Ronaldo, the original..carried a few pounds but..

.....was Ronaldo.

Yeah, one of the best out and out centre forwards to play the game. The tranny loving chunk.

It must have been perfect for him at Inter. There's a huge Brazilian transexual prostitute population in Northern Italy (my ex wife's friend was a lawyer at the Brazilian consulate in Milan and spent most of her working life visiting them in prison / police stations).

Yes, yes. Of course. Of course that's how you know.

We've all heard the ex-wife's, friend lawyer, prison visit excuse before. Sounds like the source of a Twitter rumour Paulie.

Paulielovesnuts.

[damon loves JT]

It was the same when he mysteriously knew all about the Leamington Goat-fisting scene. Brother in law's proctologist did pro bono work at the Goat Sanctuary, or some such

[Damo70]

You have to love a thread that goes from Grant Holt to Italian based Brazilian Transexual prostitutes with just the brief stepping stone of Ronaldo in between.

[Ads]

Its full of tits/cock
And the Inter!
Oh Milan is... just confusing really

[WestleyArmsAV]

Its full of tits/cock
And the Inter!
Oh Milan is... just confusing really

Very good!

[oldtimernow]

Hearing rumours about Steven Defour,which would be very agreeable if true,can anyone add anything ?

ask dan for update?

[Damo70]

Hearing rumours about Steven Defour,which would be very agreeable if true,can anyone add anything ?

ask dan for update?

This should be on the January transfer thread and not the Brazilian transexual thread.

[mr underhill]

so its now 53 pages and counting of often funny, thought provoking, and downright mordant commentary  on some overweight, over the hill, past his prime comfort blanket journeyman who just might turn out to be our next saviour! Just imagine the reaction when we sign a real footballer.