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Author Topic: Grant Holt - confirmed on loan  (Read 151197 times)

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #405 on: January 14, 2014, 12:55:46 PM »
It annoyed me last night ,we score a great goal from the flank and look good for 15 minutes using the wide positions etc and then the last 7 minutes we went back to hoof .

So Holt will fit right in.

Offline supertom

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #406 on: January 14, 2014, 12:56:11 PM »
Holt's been spotted just before his medical.

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #407 on: January 14, 2014, 12:57:37 PM »
Holt's been spotted just before his medical.




Hoof it me Brad , hoof it

Offline onje_villa

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #408 on: January 14, 2014, 12:58:15 PM »
It annoyed me last night ,we score a great goal from the flank and look good for 15 minutes using the wide positions etc and then the last 7 minutes we went back to hoof .

So Holt will fit right in.

Totally agree, it was so frustrating to watch. Use the flanks, get Lowton forward and put crosses in and we look half-decent. So why did they revert to Hoofball??? Baffling.

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #409 on: January 14, 2014, 12:58:55 PM »
Honestly, Google says he is 79kg, which is 12.5 stone and for a bloke of his height, puts his BMI as bang in the middle of the range.

He's always looked a bit of a unit to me, so I guess he must be a gym monkey. "What you benching brah?"

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #410 on: January 14, 2014, 12:59:38 PM »
oh well, at least he's a real man according to Lambert. That must explain it.

Offline lovejoy

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #411 on: January 14, 2014, 12:59:51 PM »
Shall we just lay off for one day? Holt is clearly a short term stop gap to cover injuries if necessary not the great white hope.

Offline lovejoy

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #412 on: January 14, 2014, 01:01:13 PM »
Honestly, Google says he is 79kg, which is 12.5 stone and for a bloke of his height, puts his BMI as bang in the middle of the range.

He's always looked a bit of a unit to me, so I guess he must be a gym monkey. "What you benching brah?"

I question when that weight was taken. Also BMI is a flawed measure, Jonny Wilkinson for example is overweight on that metric.

Offline supertom

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #413 on: January 14, 2014, 01:01:30 PM »
Honestly, Google says he is 79kg, which is 12.5 stone and for a bloke of his height, puts his BMI as bang in the middle of the range.

He's always looked a bit of a unit to me, so I guess he must be a gym monkey. "What you benching brah?"
Maybe a couple of years back he was 12.5stone. He definitely looks bigger now. I wonder come his 5th game here whether we'll have a defiant Ginola style removal of the shirt?

Offline RussellC

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #414 on: January 14, 2014, 01:02:44 PM »
Well I for one am fed up with all these lean, muscular players we sign and welcome a normal looking player as a role-model for the "larger fan". It could be our Susan Boyle moment.

You're right, I think Villa should be commended for being socially responsible and sending out the message that kids don't have to eat well and exercise if they want to grow-up to be professional athletes. I'm sick of seeing kids pretending to be Ronaldo and Messi, it's just not healthy.

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #415 on: January 14, 2014, 01:03:23 PM »
Honestly, Google says he is 79kg, which is 12.5 stone and for a bloke of his height, puts his BMI as bang in the middle of the range.

He's always looked a bit of a unit to me, so I guess he must be a gym monkey. "What you benching brah?"

I question when that weight was taken. Also BMI is a flawed measure, Jonny Wilkinson for example is overweight on that metric.

Of course its flawed, as it doesn't take into account muscle mass. But if you're a person who exercises everyday and has more muscle than your avergae Joe, then it proves he probably isn't the least bit fat at all.

Offline TonyD

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #416 on: January 14, 2014, 01:03:48 PM »
First TSM and now this!

What next?

Offline claretandblue barmy

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #417 on: January 14, 2014, 01:05:35 PM »
Once again Aston Villa pave the way.  Firstly we have a former player who has come out and admitted to being Gay , and now we're finally buying players who represent the real men on the terrace  !    Come on you Fatties !!!

Offline aj2k77

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #418 on: January 14, 2014, 01:07:41 PM »
Don't believe this anyway not until he is STSOTP.

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #419 on: January 14, 2014, 01:08:26 PM »
oh well, at least he's a real man according to Lambert. That must explain it.

Dion Dublin was a real man not Grant Holt ;)

 


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