Grant Holt - confirmed on loan

[Mazrim]

Yes, obese, lease, cheese and please don't sound similar at all.

But it's O.K, I don't like you either PWS.

[JUAN PABLO]

Holt is a Small Heath signing

[supertom]

Can we appoint Villa Kicks as our chief scout? I prefer his ideas to Lamberts. Even the suggestion of Jason Scotland doesn't sound quite as barmy. Altidore would be a world class acquisition compared to a fat and over the hill Holt.
Fucking hell.

[JUAN PABLO]

wigan fan

This is just hilarious. I was thinking we might struggle to recoup 10% of his wages at a league 1 or 2 club. Never thought someone higher up the pyramid would take him off us!

[Mazrim]

The good news is that Lambert is working on a few faces. The bad news is that they all belong to Grant Holt.

[JUAN PABLO]

Robert Fleck is signing too

[villa kicks]

wat  do I do  wjen I'm  struggling ? I turn to people I know and trust .  It makes sense to lambert- This is what lambo is doing . His call to see villa thru to the summer .  To understand someone look at it from there side of things. Lamby knows holy what he offers and used him eeffectively.  It's what he  knows it's his expereinced players taken quite literally ! 

[supertom]

Much like Marlon Harewood, Holt had his one good season at this level and was quickly found out. However Marlon at least had pace in his locker and a fairly cheese-graterific six pack.
That we're signing Holt well past his best, even on a 6 month deal just sums up the sorry state of the club. I mean give Helenius a fucking chance. He's a Danish international, he scored in his last game. For fooks sake.

Grand plan? I think not. This clubs being dragged into to the toilet by the half wits running it at the minute. Dia-fucking-bolical.

[Jimbo]

I remember when we were in for Harewood, knowing no good would come of it. I have the same feeling with Holt. Didn't want him when we were linked last time, want him less now. He's always been shit and no 'relationship' with Lambert will change my mind.

But he's coming. Make no mistake, the fat bastard is on his way.

He can't get into Wigan's side.

To be fair, he can't get into Wigan's changing room.

[JUAN PABLO]

well I dreamed we signed Hulk

and by Joe , we fooking well could be

[supertom]

well I dreamed we signed Hulk

and by Joe , we fooking well could be

Lambert heard you but thought you said Bulk.

[Bully2345]

Devil's advocate - he comes on loan at very little expense to sit on the bench to cover a striker who has a broken leg. He maybe gets on the pitch a few times and generally brings a bit more, erm, devil to a side that is generally a bit too nice. End of season, Kozak is fit. We sign someone else and Holt returns to where he came from. Is it that bad?

Nearly convinced myself there ;-)

[PeterWithe]

wat  do I do  wjen I'm  struggling ? I turn to people I know and trust . 

Good on you, you're never alone with a schitzophrenic.

[JUAN PABLO]

has Lambert looked for any players at Colchester yet

[supertom]

has Lambert looked for any players at Colchester yet

Maybe he should have a look at Livingston and Wycombe Wanderers. Probably more our level right now.