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Author Topic: Grant Holt - confirmed on loan  (Read 163530 times)

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #150 on: January 14, 2014, 12:05:55 AM »
Grant Holt, you're morbidly obese.
A jobbing oaf who likes his cheese.
And we do not want, not even on a lease.
So don't drive down on the M6 please.

Isn't it meant to rhyme?

Go on...

Well it doesn't rhyme.

It does.

Doesn't.

It really doesn't

If you read it in a Kenneth Williams voice, it does.

Offline PeterWithe

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #151 on: January 14, 2014, 12:05:57 AM »
Kind of does.

Online aj2k77

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #152 on: January 14, 2014, 12:07:31 AM »
His 2 Norwich mates are as lazy a signing as Mon used to make. Do we have scouts anymore or did they all get fired after unearthing Luna?
« Last Edit: January 14, 2014, 12:13:24 AM by aj2k77 »

Offline Irish villain

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #153 on: January 14, 2014, 12:07:31 AM »
No. No. NO. NONO. NoNoNoNoNo. No. No. No. Please no.

Exactly how I feel. This sort of signing is more like a kick in the teeth than an addition.

I would much rather see Helenius or one of the youths get a chance than Holt. Holt is a signing that stinks of 'relegation candidate'.

Offline Mazrim

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #154 on: January 14, 2014, 12:07:58 AM »
Grant Holt, you're morbidly obese.
A jobbing oaf who likes his cheese.
And we do not want, not even on a lease.
So don't drive down on the M6 please.

Isn't it meant to rhyme?

Go on...

Well it doesn't rhyme.

It does.

Doesn't.

O.K then, well I think I'd rather watch Grant Holt play for Villa than carry on with this nonsense.

Offline TheSandman

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #155 on: January 14, 2014, 12:08:45 AM »
Us 2 Norwich bum buddies are as lazy a signing as Mon used to make. Do we have scouts anymore or did they all get fired after unearthing Luna?

Homophobia. Noice.

Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #156 on: January 14, 2014, 12:09:25 AM »
Us 2 Norwich bum buddies are as lazy a signing as Mon used to make. Do we have scouts anymore or did they all get fired after unearthing Luna?

Bum buddies. Well done you.

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #157 on: January 14, 2014, 12:10:34 AM »
Consider that a warning.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #158 on: January 14, 2014, 12:11:08 AM »
Us 2 Norwich bum buddies are as lazy a signing as Mon used to make. Do we have scouts anymore or did they all get fired after unearthing Luna?

Less of that please.

Offline Legion

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #159 on: January 14, 2014, 12:11:55 AM »
Grant Holt, wherever you may be,
you eat pies and you're quite chunky,
You've scored two goals, for Wigan so I see,
I hope you don't sign for AVFC

That rhymes.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #160 on: January 14, 2014, 12:13:27 AM »
Grant Holt, wherever you may be,
you eat pies and you're quite chunky,
You've scored two goals, for Wigan so I see,
I hope you don't sign for AVFC

That rhymes.

The original and the best. And it rhymes.

Online aj2k77

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #161 on: January 14, 2014, 12:14:20 AM »
Sorry I've edited the stupid comment out.

Offline Pat McMahon

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #162 on: January 14, 2014, 12:14:28 AM »
Marzrim's verse works - the odd and even lines rhyme.

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #163 on: January 14, 2014, 12:15:28 AM »
His 2 Norwich mates are as lazy a signing as Mon used to make. Do we have scouts anymore or did they all get fired after unearthing Luna?

this is my take on it . hes too scared to sign someone experience he doesnt know

why do we need holt

hes on  28k at wigan and they think hes a donkey , yes wigan from the championship .

why Lambert why ?????

Offline Gareth

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #164 on: January 14, 2014, 12:15:55 AM »
I no longer want him to sign a centre half....as he has gone all Quitty on us signing his mates from a former club we would be sure to get Leon Feckin Barnett.

Personally I found Hoolahan a depressing target but this is surely only to allow Helenius go on loan...still depressing though.

When I saw Holt was available on loan I thought that would be perfect for the Wolves looking for a decent League One target man *sobs*

 

 


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