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Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #315 on: January 27, 2014, 12:18:58 PM »
Was it Mellor who started this whole Mainstream Politician being overtly 'interested' in football as a way of arse licking Major?


Michael Foot was on the board at Plymouth and Harold Wilson a big Huddersfield fan.

And that was Mike Yarwood's act for 15 years.

But it won't affect the pound in your pocket...

*and this is me*

Online Smirker

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #316 on: January 27, 2014, 12:48:16 PM »
How about:

He's 6 foot 6
HITZLSPERGER!
He's 6 foot 6
HIZT-UL-SPER-GER
Tall, blonde, claret & blue
Der Hammer will score past youuuuuu

To this tune:


?

Might need some work on the 6 foot 6 bit.

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #317 on: January 27, 2014, 01:10:52 PM »
Jack Straw is a Blackburn supporter, a season ticket holder for many years I believe and yet did nothing to help the families who were campaigning for justice over the Hillsborough disaster.

David Blunkett is a long time Sheffield Wednesday supporter.

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #318 on: January 27, 2014, 09:31:11 PM »
Wasn't Ken Clarke a match going Forest fan?

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #319 on: January 27, 2014, 09:35:29 PM »
Wasn't Ken Clarke a match going Forest fan?

What unique position was Ken Clarke reputed to hold after the 1997 general election?

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #320 on: January 27, 2014, 09:38:13 PM »
Michael Foot - Plymouth Argyle
Roy Hattersley - Sheffield Wednesday

Speaking of Plymouth, reminds me of a chant directed at Brighton fans:
"You dirty northern bastards".
« Last Edit: January 27, 2014, 09:50:02 PM by adrenachrome »

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #321 on: January 27, 2014, 09:45:43 PM »
Wasn't Ken Clarke a match going Forest fan?

What unique position was Ken Clarke reputed to hold after the 1997 general election?

Is it to do with football?

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #322 on: January 27, 2014, 09:50:02 PM »
Wasn't Ken Clarke a match going Forest fan?

What unique position was Ken Clarke reputed to hold after the 1997 general election?

Is it to do with football?

Amazingly for this forum, yes it is football-related.

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #323 on: January 27, 2014, 09:54:07 PM »
That's a shame, I was hoping there was a Swiss angle.

Um, was he the only serving MP on the board of a league club ?

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #324 on: January 27, 2014, 09:54:36 PM »
No.

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #325 on: January 27, 2014, 10:02:46 PM »
Did he hold totally contradictory directorships, something like UK association of fag manufacturers and Sport for All.

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #326 on: January 27, 2014, 10:05:00 PM »
Was he a director of Forest and the Notts CCC at the same time?

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #327 on: January 27, 2014, 10:10:53 PM »
No, and no.

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #328 on: January 27, 2014, 11:46:48 PM »
Did he hold the unique position of "only vaguely likeable Tory"?

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Re: Der Hammer
« Reply #329 on: January 27, 2014, 11:47:07 PM »
Did he hold the unique position of "only vaguely likeable Tory minister"?

No. Give in?

 


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