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Author Topic: Libor Kozak  (Read 237829 times)

Offline SamTheMouse

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #675 on: October 29, 2015, 09:17:18 AM »
Van Basten he ain't, but what he does have is about 5 trillion more brain cells than Rudy Gestede who, when he's subbed, doesn't so much have to be called off the pitch as felled by a lumberjack.

Offline themossman

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #676 on: October 29, 2015, 09:23:28 AM »
There is that. The irony is that we probably have midfielders who can score a few goals if they are playing around a central striker with good hold up play and a brain. I just don't think either rudy or libor is that man.

The more I think about it the more I think we wouldn't be in the shite and TS would still be here if nutjob adebayor had been playing instead of gestede these past few months.

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #677 on: October 29, 2015, 10:12:35 AM »
only if God was in when he was playing, which is too much of a risk. it's a no from me.

Online Villa in Denmark

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #678 on: October 29, 2015, 10:13:39 AM »
Or perhaps some genius with authority at VP could take the view that the fans are sick to the back teeth with what they are seeing week after week and at least the sight of Libor on the pitch might lighten the gloom of inevitability, even if Kozak was rubbish at least we would have been given the chance to judge him ourselves not be spoon fed the manager's whimsicality.

Worst case is that he at least breaks the monotony by giving us someone new to describe as shit/useless/carthorse/insert own insult of choice.

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #679 on: October 29, 2015, 10:33:29 AM »
We need to face facts; Libor Kozak does not exist, he never did exist, he was just a mass hallucination.


Online Villa in Denmark

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #680 on: October 29, 2015, 10:35:25 AM »
We need to face facts; Libor Kozak does not exist, he never did exist, he was just a mass hallucination.



Please let that mean that the last 2 years have also been a mass hallucination as well.

Offline themossman

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #681 on: October 29, 2015, 10:40:07 AM »
The worst thing about Gestede is that he offers so little flexibility. He requires the whole team to be set up in a very specific way to play to his limited strengths. Hence TS's obsession with getting full backs up the pitch and the failure to get the midfield right despite having generally good players in that position. But even then it's not like he bangs them in, so we end up exposing weaknesses all over the pitch to accommodate one mediocre player.

Offline Musicmaan

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #682 on: October 29, 2015, 10:50:05 AM »
We need to face facts; Libor Kozak does not exist, he never did exist, he was just a mass hallucination.



Please let that mean that the last 2 years have also been a mass hallucination as well.

Just the two?

Offline garyshawsknee

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #683 on: October 29, 2015, 10:59:42 AM »
He may be one of those players who gets better the longer he doesn't play, especially as Gestede seems limited to say the least, plus it's been so long since Kozak played. What I can remember from him was good hold up play, intelligence and movement. The three things we haven't had all bloody season.  Throw him in on Monday, even if its only for novelty value.

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #684 on: October 29, 2015, 11:14:17 AM »
We need to face facts; Libor Kozak does not exist, he never did exist, he was just a mass hallucination.



Please let that mean that the last 2 years have also been a mass hallucination as well.

Just the two?

If we're only ascribing the hallucinations to the (non) existence of Kozak.

Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #685 on: October 29, 2015, 04:02:23 PM »
We need to face facts; Libor Kozak does not exist, he never did exist, he was just a mass hallucination.



You'll find him, Ivo Stas and Mathieu Berson all stranded In The Land of the Lost Socks.

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #686 on: October 29, 2015, 04:03:59 PM »
with one hand clapping

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #687 on: October 29, 2015, 05:06:31 PM »
While Gharyib watches.

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #688 on: October 29, 2015, 07:32:11 PM »
Surely if he's never going to play for us again we should release him.

Offline Stirchley Villain

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Re: Libor Kozak
« Reply #689 on: October 29, 2015, 07:48:08 PM »
There is that. The irony is that we probably have midfielders who can score a few goals if they are playing around a central striker with good hold up play and a brain. I just don't think either rudy or libor is that man.

The more I think about it the more I think we wouldn't be in the shite and TS would still be here if nutjob adebayor had been playing instead of gestede these past few months.

Getting the ball to the nut job would have been the problem...

 


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