Southampton v Aston Villa Match Thread

[berneboy]

We're up to 23% possession lads. No need to worry now.

Down to 22% now.  Second breakaway due, Gabby

[Axl Rose]

cant string even 3 passes together. somehow 1-0 up. ray houghton's negativity as co-commentator isnt helping matters.

positive change from the saints here

Tell me about it mate-Houghton, that's who it is. I couldn't put my finger on it. What a tiresome twunt.
We're not a very good team possession-wise, are we. That midfield...sigh...but we're winning, somehow.

[PeterWithesShin]

We're up to 23% possession lads. No need to worry now.

it is a dream of mine just behind a 3 threesome with two smoking brunettes to see us dominate possession in a football match.

You got a cigarette fetish TV?

[Goldie.7]

Evening chaps
Hows it going?

Apart from the goal, nothing at all.

[JUAN PABLO]

soton final third have been poor at least

[supertom]

We're up to 23% possession lads. No need to worry now.

it is a dream of mine just behind a 3 threesome with two smoking brunettes to see us dominate possession in a football match.

You'll be drowning in Bewbs before the latter mate, don't worry about that.

[Fergal]

A PM would be good around now...

[Toronto Villa]

We're up to 23% possession lads. No need to worry now.

it is a dream of mine just behind a 3 threesome with two smoking brunettes to see us dominate possession in a football match.

You got a cigarette fetish TV?

they'll be smoking after I'm done with them and not because of the presence of any tobacco Mr Shin

[PaulWinch again]

This is silly Guzan is just hoofing away possession, we can't keep surrendering it so easily.

[Toronto Villa]

We're up to 23% possession lads. No need to worry now.

it is a dream of mine just behind a 3 threesome with two smoking brunettes to see us dominate possession in a football match.

You'll be drowning in Bewbs before the latter mate, don't worry about that.

I'll take that as a win-win

[CJ]

can we have a spoiler alert  when someone puts a score up

I want to enjoy MOTD tonight

I agree. We should have a new rule that posting scores on any thread other than 'Other Games' should be a banning offence 

[JUAN PABLO]

fuck knows why Lambert has Tony daley at RB

[paulcomben]

We're up to 23% possession lads. No need to worry now.

it is a dream of mine just behind a 3 threesome with two smoking brunettes to see us dominate possession in a football match.

You got a cigarette fetish TV?

they'll be smoking after I'm done with them and not because of the presence of any tobacco Mr Shin

Wilshere and Messi are 2 smoking brunettes. They the ones?

[andyh]

Well, we are winning, but are being absolutely battered.
When exactly did Southampton turn into Barcelona?

We need Benteke on to hold the ball up front, and we need the midfield to stop giving the fucking ball away.

[Toronto Villa]

We're up to 23% possession lads. No need to worry now.

it is a dream of mine just behind a 3 threesome with two smoking brunettes to see us dominate possession in a football match.

You got a cigarette fetish TV?

they'll be smoking after I'm done with them and not because of the presence of any tobacco Mr Shin

Wilshere and Messi are 2 smoking brunettes. They the ones?

I cannot believe you stuck me with Wilshere so many better brunettes around