Southampton v Aston Villa Match Thread

[Dave Cooper please]

Evening bumders.

[Jimbo]

Great save, Guzan!

[Chipsticks]

Excellent save Guzan, he's on fire tonight.

[Smirker]

Evening bumders.

hey x

[Toronto Villa]

We am winning. Them is dominating. Or was.

Given that you attended the Sunderland game and we played poorly, and especially compared to the last Sunderland game, can I suggest you not go to VP again. Also, given that PWS is on here for the full event and we are winning I shall insist on him staying here permanently for all future match threads.

Signed, Easily swayed by Superstition and women reading Tarot cards

[PaulWinch again]

Fucking hell that was close.

[Matt Collins]

Sounds like we'll do well to keep a clean sheet here. Sounds like we're quite under the cosh?

Could do with nicking a second. But longer term we need to keep the ball better.

I do think our defence is much better this year, but we've been pretty lucky on occasion

[paulcomben]

Sounds nice. Can anyone with an A* in English Lit GCSE please describe it for those of us who aren't being illegal in their monitoring of the match?

Southampton 0-1 Villa - GOAL - 15mins: Gabby Agbonlahor has given Villa the lead with a superb counter-attacking goal. He picked up possession midway in the home side's half, rounded the last defender and produced a cool finish past Paulo Gazzaniga.

Gazzaniga sounds like an STD you pick up in Magaluf.

Nah. That is +34 971.

[PaulWinch again]

Wake up Villa they had an easy 2 on 1 there.

[Toronto Villa]

Liverpool 2-0 Norwich - the goofy faced racist again

[Matt Collins]

How is kozak doing? Won any headers yet?

[PaulWinch again]

Our midfield needs to get a grip on the game here.

[paulcomben]

Matt Le Tissier is on Sky commentating on the match of 'Everton Fans Unbelievably Booing Moyes'. Hope he does not come on as a late sub for Southampton. Baker would be bound to give away a free kick on the edge of the box.

[Ian.]

Liverpool 2-0 Norwich - the goofy faced racist again

He's bloody good though, but yes goofy and racist.

[curiousorange]

Well done to WM for interrupting a finely poised game to cross to Smethwick Town coming out of the tunnel.