Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur Match Thread

[Fergal]

Fucking hate these bastards, cocky pompous ******.

[Bad English]

We need to get the ball on the deck.

Sounds promising. Normally, we need to get the ball.

[Uknowthescore]

Kovac is shit would rather helenius play if benteke injured

That's the spirit give him a chance.

He's had plenty of chances in previous games

[pauliewalnuts]

Kovac is shit would rather helenius play if benteke injured

That's the spirit give him a chance.

He's had plenty of chances in previous games

Eh?

In previous games? What, about three of them?

And unless you've forgotten, he scored in one of them.

[Jimbo]

Kovac is shit would rather helenius play if benteke injured

That's the spirit give him a chance.

He's had plenty of chances in previous games

I've never seen Kovac play, so can't comment.

[PaulWinch again]

Kovac is shit would rather helenius play if benteke injured

That's the spirit give him a chance.

He's had plenty of chances in previous games

He joined Villa on the last day of August, it's not even the end of October yet.

[PaulWinch again]

Terrible terrible corner from Westwood.

[Fergal]

So whats your drink of choice this afternoon?

[Axl Rose]

oh westwood...you're so overrated.

[Jimbo]

Westwood could do with a west.

[Fergal]

Terrible terrible corner from Westwood.

I could have done that.

[Malandro]

Kovac is shit would rather helenius play if benteke injured

That's the spirit give him a chance.

He's had plenty of chances in previous games

He joined Villa on the last day of August, it's not even the end of October yet.

I've seen him score and also bust a nut in each game. He looks well worth having to me

[ez]

Defence looking sound so far

[Bad English]

I now have to go and visit my wife's best friend whose parents are over's house. The dad will be wanting to talk about Perpignan's win over Edinburgh. He is going to be talking to himself.

[Villa in Denmark]

Kovac is shit would rather helenius play if benteke injured

Danish commentators have just said that Helenius has had flu and lost 4kg in the last week.  Commentators also said that the reason he hasn't played much is because Lambert want him to put some muscle on,so that he's physically better able to cope with the league.

Apparently Zlatan put on 15kg of muscle when he moved from Malmø to Ajax!