Fabian Delph - Signed for Manchester City

[Ads]

I originally hoped Clark would break his legs, but it would be a lot funnier if he kept coming back from injury every two months, only to get injured again immediately.

[kippaxvilla2]

I want him to be in tip top form going into the last two weeks of the season then break his metatarsal ruining his Euro Championship dream.

[kippaxvilla2]

Idrissa Gueye done his hamstring in yesterday.
But he's back on the bench today.
Meanwhile the snakes in disarray.
Oh oh Idrissa Gueye.

[*shellac*]

I cried for him. Tears of laughter.

[Des Little]

That Karma's a bitch

[Percy McCarthy]

I don't want him to be injured. I want him to fail through performance.

I don't.

I want him to be out injured for ages. Take it badly. Start drinking every night. Begin to have the odd tipple during the day. Start comfort eating. Fall into a depressive funk. Put shedloads of weight on.

Basically, by the time he returns for training at Man City, I'd like him to look like Luther Vandross (pre-death).

Too much?

Never!

[pauliewalnuts]

*applause* ^

[FrankyH]

He has plenty of time on his hands to do some housework now...


https://twitter.com/footysupertips/status/641324653986848768

[damon loves JT]

I don't want him to be injured. I want him to fail through performance.

I don't.

I want him to be out injured for ages. Take it badly. Start drinking every night. Begin to have the odd tipple during the day. Start comfort eating. Fall into a depressive funk. Put shedloads of weight on.

Basically, by the time he returns for training at Man City, I'd like him to look like Luther Vandross (pre-death).

Too much?

Never!

I'd like him to get involved with a 'financial expert' who advises him to invest *all* his money in an oil well in a non-existent country. Then the Luther Vandross thing. Then a sex scandal involving Wee Jimmy Krankie. And a criminal prosecution after his hard drive is found to contain abuse images involving himself and a turkey. Day after day, arriving for hearings at Manchester Crown Court with a limp because his hamstring is still fucked

[Le Lapin]

As the great Nelson Muntz once said, " Ha Ha!

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I don't want him to be injured. I want him to fail through performance.

I don't.

I want him to be out injured for ages. Take it badly. Start drinking every night. Begin to have the odd tipple during the day. Start comfort eating. Fall into a depressive funk. Put shedloads of weight on.

Basically, by the time he returns for training at Man City, I'd like him to look like Luther Vandross (pre-death).

Too much?

Never!

I'd like him to get involved with a 'financial expert' who advises him to invest *all* his money in an oil well in a non-existent country. Then the Luther Vandross thing. Then a sex scandal involving Wee Jimmy Krankie. And a criminal prosecution after his hard drive is found to contain abuse images involving himself and a turkey. Day after day, arriving for hearings at Manchester Crown Court with a limp because his hamstring is still fucked

Is this before or after he finds out Jimmy Savile is his real father?

[aj2k77]

Wahey! Well played Karma Sir.

[VILLA MOLE]

I still think him and Idrissa Gueye would be the basis of a great midfield

[Malandro]

I still think him and Idrissa Gueye would be the basis of a great midfield

That's only because Gueye is great.

[jembob]

I wish people would move on. Delph clearly took poor advice and lacks the accumen to conduct himself in a decent manner, but that is little reason to wish him harm.
He was often a good player for us but never great and I am satisfied that we have made a significant upgrade by signing Gueye who looks like a much more accomplished player than Delph will ever be.