Chelsea v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[PeterWithesShin]

Or better still, he gets Bentekkered in the first few minutes and goes off injured as we romp to a 3-1 win. Either scenario will do me fine.

[Clampy]

I have a dream. We win 2-1 thanks to a penalty in the 96th minute, with John "We know what you are" Terry committing the foul and injuring himself in the process.

I'll buy 2 copies off you on Saturday if that happens whilst riverdancing like Father Noel Furlong.

[Toronto Villa]

Or better still, he gets Bentekkered in the first few minutes and goes off injured as we romp to a 3-1 win. Either scenario will do me fine.

I believe the kids call it being Smalling'd and it's what happened to Mr Weligton at Villa Park a week or so back.

[PeterWithesShin]

Or better still, he gets Bentekkered in the first few minutes and goes off injured as we romp to a 3-1 win. Either scenario will do me fine.

I believe the kids call it being Smalling'd and it's what happened to Mr Weligton at Villa Park a week or so back.

I'm not down with the kids anymore. So Bentekkered it is!

[Toronto Villa]

Or better still, he gets Bentekkered in the first few minutes and goes off injured as we romp to a 3-1 win. Either scenario will do me fine.

I believe the kids call it being Smalling'd and it's what happened to Mr Weligton at Villa Park a week or so back.

I'm not down with the kids anymore. So Bentekkered it is!

Smalling'd, Bentekkered, who cares. As long as that disgraceful fucker Terry is sat on his hole with stars above his head I'll be happy

[PeterWithesShin]

Apparently Smalling always sings at Benteke now "Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime, you are near"

That's one for the old school cartoon fans.

[Dave]

If I say "PENALTY!" it's always for us. If I say, "shit, penalty" then it isn't. Hope that helps as short posts tend to be the order of the day for me when the Villa are playing.

And if you say "shit penalty", then you're probably watching Ashley Young.

[Toronto Villa]

If I say "PENALTY!" it's always for us. If I say, "shit, penalty" then it isn't. Hope that helps as short posts tend to be the order of the day for me when the Villa are playing.

And if you say "shit penalty", then you're probably watching Ashley Young.

or James Milner

[PeterWithesShin]

If I say "PENALTY!" it's always for us. If I say, "shit, penalty" then it isn't. Hope that helps as short posts tend to be the order of the day for me when the Villa are playing.

And if you say "shit penalty", then you're probably watching Ashley Young.

Arf.

[N'ZMAV]

WHO R YA? WHO R YA?

[danlanza]

Of to the pub to watch the game now. When we win i will try to post a message but i may be TPTP, TO PISSED TO POST.
Have a great game everybody. UTV.
C'mon you Villa boys.

[The Man With A Stick]

Hope we win this more than any other game this season.  Chelsea epitomise everything that's wrong with modern football.

[Clampy]

Clark in for Baker is the only change apparantley. 

[SoccerHQ]

Ba starting upfront for Chelsea, Mata, Oscar and Hazard behind him. Lampard starting also.

[JUAN PABLO]

Ba starting upfront for Chelsea, Mata, Oscar and Hazard behind him. Lampard starting also.

was hoping Mata and Twank would be rested

Come on Villa