Chelsea v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[Big Dick Edwards]

I'm feeling good about tonight. 3-2 to the Villa Boys.

[PeterWithesShin]

Their treatment of Benitez last season said it all really.

Are they still doing the applause for RDM ?

I doubt it. He's most likely been conveniently forgotten.

Is what I thought as well. The technology has yet to be invented that can measure how much I hate the plastic twats.

[richard moore]

I would love to beat this bunch of despicable tossers more than any other team. Still on my hols in Provence so will be glued to here tonight. I doubt any of their fans I know even realise they are playing. A cheeky request for tonight dear friends...if you post 'penalty', please say who it's for if you can! Or if you say 'fuck', please elaborate as I automatically assume it's a goal against us and that was rarely the case on Saturday! Thank you!!!!

[SoccerHQ]

I would love to beat this bunch of despicable tossers more than any other team. Still on my hols in Provence so will be glued to here tonight. I doubt any of their fans I know even realise they are playing. A cheeky request for tonight dear friends...if you post 'penalty', please say who it's for if you can! Or if you say 'fuck', please elaborate as I automatically assume it's a goal against us and that was rarely the case on Saturday! Thank you!!!!

I always did wonder why you were more lenient to TSM on here than most

[PeterWithesShin]

If I say "PENALTY!" it's always for us. If I say, "shit, penalty" then it isn't. Hope that helps as short posts tend to be the order of the day for me when the Villa are playing.

[Clampy]

Their treatment of Benitez last season said it all really.

Are they still doing the applause for RDM ?

I doubt it. He's most likely been conveniently forgotten.

Is what I thought as well. The technology has yet to be invented that can measure how much I hate the plastic twats.

Roman was flashed up on the screen at their home game at the weekend and all their fans wildly applauded like North Koreans applauding Kim Jong Un.

[richard moore]

I would love to beat this bunch of despicable tossers more than any other team. Still on my hols in Provence so will be glued to here tonight. I doubt any of their fans I know even realise they are playing. A cheeky request for tonight dear friends...if you post 'penalty', please say who it's for if you can! Or if you say 'fuck', please elaborate as I automatically assume it's a goal against us and that was rarely the case on Saturday! Thank you!!!!

I always did wonder why you were more lenient to TSM on here than most

Me? Lenient? Come along Soccer! I do absolutely loathe these scum though. And that doesn't begin to describe my hatred of them. It's so bad I can't go to see us play them as I would end up in a fight. I almost twatted one of their fans, sorry, wankers on the tube back from the semi final defeat and now can't trust myself to not to do so. I would gladly see Terry suffer a career ending injury and I can think of almost no one else I would wish that on. RCB excepted of course....

[richard moore]

If I say "PENALTY!" it's always for us. If I say, "shit, penalty" then it isn't. Hope that helps as short posts tend to be the order of the day for me when the Villa are playing.

Thank you my friend, noted!

[eamonn]

Just been around the ground after nipping into Sainsburys in Fulham Broadway station to get a jar of Lloyd Grossman tomato and basil for me tea and a pack of fig rolls for afters.

Only spotted a couple of Villans amidst a swarm of day-tripping Blues. Gave the customary "Go on the Villa" as I passed both brethren. It's great to get the smile back, especially when it's a tall blonde. (He had floppy hair, hers was short and tied-back).

[Brian Taylor]

Take 'em apart the effete bunch of self-serving arrogant t*ssers..we must beat them if we are going to be Top4 and better!

[cheltenhamlion]

If you hate that cocksocket Terry that much you might be minded to buy an H+V, Richard. He is the subject of the latest in my series of football things I hate.

[richard moore]

Just been around the ground after nipping into Sainsburys in Fulham Broadway station to get a jar of Lloyd Grossman tomato and basil for me tea and a pack of fig rolls for afters.

Only spotted a couple of Villans amidst a swarm of day-tripping Blues. Gave the customary "Go on the Villa" as I passed both brethren. It's great to get the smile back, especially when it's a tall blonde. (He had floppy hair, hers was short and tied-back).

Cameras at the ready, new home shirts with lampard on the back because they haven't heard of any other fucker and all asking their way to the shed end. I've seen fewer tourists at Madame Tussaud's

[Richie]

http://www.theshedend.com/topic/24346-chelsea-v-aston-villa-pl-210813-ko-1945-bst/

Some utter shite on their forum. My favourite :

We rarely have trouble with Aston Villa but we should still beware.

The fact that some of them do not seem to know whether they are at home or away tonight says it all really.

I'm guessing that the "fan" who thinks the game is at Villa Park isn't going to the match tonight !

I'm not expecting anything from tonight's match. If we come away with our Pride restored after last season's debacle, that will do for me.

We've already got 3 points more than I expected this season.   

[richard moore]

If you hate that cocksocket Terry that much you might be minded to buy an H+V, Richard. He is the subject of the latest in my series of football things I hate.

 I'm sure DW will collar me at an upcoming away game Chelts! He always manages to catch my eye somehow

[PeterWithesShin]

I have a dream. We win 2-1 thanks to a penalty in the 96th minute, with John "We know what you are" Terry committing the foul and injuring himself in the process.