Live chat with Paul Faulkner at 6pm

[PeterWithesShin]

I just wish they'd bring Beef and Onion back. Steak and Onion were just not the same.

The Walkers Beef and Onion were well lush. I loved them, they were perfect for crisp sarnies as well. I still haven't forgiven them for swapping them for S&O which taste horrible.

[ez]

I asked him if there was a five year plan.

[eamonn]

Should have asked Bowie that instead.

[peter w]

I see faulkner as a scampi in a basket type of pub lunch bloke. he'll always have half a pint left and have is sleeves rolled up to his elbows and will only go when he can stand in the beer garden. He'll have no more than 3 pints then go home. At least one of his friends will be a teacher.

[Toronto Villa]

I see faulkner as a scampi in a basket type of pub lunch bloke. he'll always have half a pint left and have is sleeves rolled up to his elbows and will only go when he can stand in the beer garden. He'll have no more than 3 pints then go home. At least one of his friends will be a teacher.

a teacher who is guaranteed to be wearing those jackets with elbow patches. Used to be a 20 a day guy but has given it up for social and environmental reasons more so than his health.

[Dante Lavelli]

I see faulkner as a scampi in a basket type of pub lunch bloke. he'll always have half a pint left and have is sleeves rolled up to his elbows and will only go when he can stand in the beer garden. He'll have no more than 3 pints then go home. At least one of his friends will be a teacher.

You've described me.  Cool guy or what?

[cheltenhamlion]

I bet he has lunch at his parents every Sunday.

[dave.woodhall]

I bet he has lunch at his parents every Sunday.

I bet he doesn't.

[eamonn]

I see faulkner as a scampi in a basket type of pub lunch bloke. he'll always have half a pint left and have is sleeves rolled up to his elbows and will only go when he can stand in the beer garden. He'll have no more than 3 pints then go home. At least one of his friends will be a teacher.

So, is that, er, good or not?

[not3bad]

I just don't see what the deal is with scampi.  It doesn't taste of anything.

[ChicagoLion]

I just don't see what the deal is with scampi.  It doesn't taste of anything.

there are 2 things that smell like fish

[edgysatsuma89]

Should have asked Bowie that instead.

My brain hurts a lot.

Scampi can be quality, just not frozen from a supermarket.

[OCD]

I've never eaten Scampi since I ate it at an Indian restaurant at a works-do and got food poisoning. I used to like it but now I just have bad memories of it.

[Chico Hamilton III]

I just don't see what the deal is with scampi.  It doesn't taste of anything.

Being a bottom feeder, scampi will taste of whatever shit it's been living off, usually dead fish or whatever comes spewing out of sewerage pipes which they tend to hang around.

Enjoy your tea

[Titus Aduxus]

I just wish they'd bring Beef and Onion back. Steak and Onion were just not the same.

The Walkers Beef and Onion were well lush. I loved them, they were perfect for crisp sarnies as well. I still haven't forgiven them for swapping them for S&O which taste horrible.

I dont eat Walkers crisps anymore since they started putting animals in them.  Who wants bits of pig in smokey bacon crisps?