2013/2014 Predictions

[The Left Side]

We will do well against the fancied teams and slip up in the games we are expected to win.

[Des Little]

Delph will be booked in the first half.

[peter w]

1. Benteke will score 8 goals and be injured

2. Helenius will score some goals and be lazily compared to Peter Crouch by MOTD pundits.

3. Delph will play poorly for most of the season.

4. We will concede 60 goals but score 60.

5. Westwood will play for England.

6. KEA will play most games this season.

7. We'll get knocked out in the 3rd and 4th round of the Cups.

8. The fans will turn on Lambert and the team this season.

9. We'll finish 16th.

[Dave]

Blimey, I wasn't sure you could have gone much more bleak than your "five points from the last twelve games and relegated by April" predictions from last season Peter, but I think you've managed it.

[Concrete John]

1. Benteke will score 8 goals and be injured

2. Helenius will score some goals and be lazily compared to Peter Crouch by MOTD pundits.

3. Delph will play poorly for most of the season.

4. We will concede 60 goals but score 60.

5. Westwood will play for England.

6. KEA will play most games this season.

7. We'll get knocked out in the 3rd and 4th round of the Cups.

8. The fans will turn on Lambert and the team this season.

9. We'll finish 16th.

Really sorry, but I can't read that without doing so in the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android.

[pauliewalnuts]

Talking of predictions, did anyone see Jamie Carragher with Gary Neville on that Sky Sports preview thing?

Carragher was bigging us up massively, said he's not a Villa fan but "has something for Aston Villa", used to go to our matches a bit as a kid, are a massive club in English football, should be in or around the top six etc etc.

Gary Neville then engaged in some similar, more restrained bigging up.

[spk]

Bloody Hell Pete,bit gloomy innit ?

[danlanza]

We will win absolutely fucking everything. End of.

[cdbearsfan]

We'll finish thirteenth.

We'll beat Man U at Villa Park.

We'll beat Albion at the Hawthorns but lose to them at home.

We'll lose at Palace.

We won't win the FA Cup.

Everyone will have a jolly nice time at Fulham regardless of the score.

[pauliewalnuts]

There is quite clearly no way we won't be winning the FA Cup this season.

It is evidently our year. Again.

[VILLA MOLE]

1. Benteke will score 8 goals and be injured

2. Helenius will score some goals and be lazily compared to Peter Crouch by MOTD pundits.

3. Delph will play poorly for most of the season.




4. We will concede 60 goals but score 60.

5. Westwood will play for England.

6. KEA will play most games this season.

7. We'll get knocked out in the 3rd and 4th round of the Cups.

8. The fans will turn on Lambert and the team this season.

9. We'll finish 16th. :

i am going back to bed then !!!!!