Let's be nice to Spurs

[JUAN PABLO]

Jimmy Greaves would do a job for them

[lovejoy]

2 league titles in 130 years. I've never understood why their fans walk around as if they're Charlie big bollox

[Matt Collins]

I was out last night to see Derren Brown with some mates (amazing as always)

My spurs supporting mate quipped about how well benteke was going to so for them next year. I enjoyed the subsequent couple of minutes very much

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

I would have thought four second half goals against them on their own patch would have encouraged them to go for Tony Hateley.

[pbavfckuwait]

Spurs suck my bell end you useless North London wankers

[CyprusVillain]

Well, thank **** for that. When you are a Villa fan, cut adrift from your home base, you have to take what's on offer.

Nicosia, Cyprus is not a tourist city and living here means you have very few options to go out and watch AV on a big screen in a bar. Won't darken the door of the 'The Mighty Reds YNWA'/Man U/Arse Supporters Bars - unbearable. 

Normally end up in the Spurs Bar with my best mate who is Mr Spurs personified (who was reeled in as a kid by Blanchflower magic). The prospect of sitting with a bunch of Greek Cypriot, English Cypriot, Brit expats and squadies on tour of duty holler'in CB on, poncing around the field in a white shirt was too much to contemplate. Enough to drive you off the island.

Welcome back CB, glad you never really went away....   

[nigel]

We could loan them Callum Robinson and Mikey Drenen to give them some game time 

[SashasGrandad]

Geoffrey Boycott's Grandma and a stick of rhubarb.

Or should that be in another thread?

Perhaps somebody can ask in PM questions - who they should go for - would be nice to hear DC say he doesn't give a toss but they haven't got our beast!  Deserves to be in Hansard.

[Tayls_7]

This is the problem for the massive glamour clubs like Spurs, little minnow clubs like Villa constantly chipping away at them. Crouchy it's time for the prodigal son to head for the Lane.
 

[Ads]

I cannot force myself to be nice about Spurs even in an ironic or smug way.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Fuck 'em!
(smily face)

[Mister E]

I sincerely hope we give them two sound beatings this season; victory against them is long overdue.

It would be nice to see them go into next season with the same strikers as last, minus Bale.

[Irish villain]

All is not lost Spurs fans, Simon Dawkins will be available for you next season. Heard he can do a job up top.

[edgysatsuma89]

Thanks for the links to spurs comments people. Funniest script I've ever read.

[lukey27]

"Play the Spurs way", what does that even mean.

Having to pay Jenas's wages for a year when injured still annoys me.

Alan Hutton.

Just a few things that mark them out as a team to truly despise.

I hope we sign Benteke's best mate now Chadli [also a Spurs target] and we absolutely turn them over at Villa Park.

Sorry nothing nice to say about them.