Unlikely things to see on H&V next season

[richard moore]

That fucking Frank. He comes on here giving it the big un all the time and, after spending time with him, I don't think it is appropriate that we have a European drug lord posting here. The man brings more Russian hookers in to the country than the Chinese bring DVD players.

Any fella that is happy running a string of mules from Bremen and masking it with membership of numerous of foreign supporters clubs... We should be very careful with that. Villa kicks will report me to Paul Faulkner again!

Do you know, I was having some issues at work and Frank sold me a gun in The Bartons after the Chelsea match?

He is one crazy Mother Fucker. Avoid.

For those of us who know Frank, this certainly made me chuckle. And you definitely won't ever see on H & V next season...



Will you Frank?

[cheltenhamlion]

It was our Summer piss up in the Jewellery Quarter when I first made the gag about Frank being a career criminal using our foreign supporters clubs as a front.

The gag went down well so I intend to use it at every opportunity next season.

[dave.woodhall]

It was our Summer piss up in the Jewellery Quarter when I first made the gag about Frank being a career criminal using our foreign supporters clubs as a front.

The gag went down well so I intend to use it at every opportunity next season.

Until you disappear.

[Ads]

Billionaire media tyrant, Dave Woodhall, gives H&V sellers a raise.

Ads is a complete miserablist with never anything positive to say about the club.

West Brom, they truly are the pride of the Midlands.

[cheltenhamlion]

He offered me a horses head or my reference for Arsenal away earlier.

[cheltenhamlion]

Dave, an idea for a page each time next year. The Adventures of Frankie P, International Crime Baron?

[Brazilian Villain]

What was the last American light beer you drank and was it any good?

Had a Bud Light Lime at the Barton's after the Monday night game in January. Very refreshing and moreish. 9.5/10

[silhillvilla]

Shearer talking nothing but sense tonight.

[not3bad]

Listened to the new U2 album last night, fantastic stuff.  Bono's lyrics really moved me.  He's a great man.

[pauliewalnuts]

*anything containing a paragraph, rather than a series of single sentences*

[supertom]

Robbie Savage tips us to stay up.

[johnny from donny]

Robbie Savage tips us to stay up.

Actually, I think he's tipped us to finish top half next season.

[Richard E]

Robbie Savage tips us to stay up.

Actually, I think he's tipped us to finish top half next season.

Bugger, we're doomed then.

[JD]

Lawro certain knows a thing or two about predicting results. I hang on his every word.

[Irish villain]

Lawro certain knows a thing or two about predicting results. I hang on his every word.

Lawro, the kind of guy every football fan would love to go for a pint with.