Unlikely things to see on H&V next season

[villa `cross the mersey]

Two games without conceding a goal - we must be on for some kind of record here

[eamonn]

A home match-thread with BE not posting a comment about Villa fans leaving early to "beat the traffic" or mentioning fans "giving the wankers' " to the ref (inverted commas his own). Boo yeah.

[silhillvilla]

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssss !! 2-0
Absolutely no way back for Utd now

[paulcomben]

Phil Dowd was spot on with that decision, even though it disadvantaged Manchester United.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Don't you think that claret and blue makes us look a bit gay?

[peter w]

Well Birmingham City look like they'll be coming back up. What a welcome addition to the Premier League they will be, too.

[Hopadop]

I just wish I could turn on the TV or radio and not have to listen to Randy Lerner flapping his gob.

Morning, noon and night.  Yadda yadda yadda.

[Dr Butler]

wasn't it great to see Steve Hodge on the pitch at half-time....

[Brend'Watkins]

I can't make the FA cup final as my sister in law is getting married again for the 3rd time on that day (what's she like eh?). PM me if you're interested.

[timeoutbigbar]

That Downing at the scousers is bang in form at the minute!

[PeterWithesShin]

Birmingham City, what a credit to the city they are. I wish we were named after the city.

[pauliewalnuts]

I've not read a single tweet about Kiyotake for at least 2 minutes now.

[PeterWithesShin]

Talking of Tweets, I wish Julie would tweet more often. She speaks a lot of sense.

[Surrey Villain]

I would like to see the removal of 'go down' at the top of every page! Makes me cringe.

[cheltenhamlion]

That fucking Frank. He comes on here giving it the big un all the time and, after spending time with him, I don't think it is appropriate that we have a European drug lord posting here. The man brings more Russian hookers in to the country than the Chinese bring DVD players.

Any fella that is happy running a string of mules from Bremen and masking it with membership of numerous of foreign supporters clubs... We should be very careful with that. Villa kicks will report me to Paul Faulkner again!

Do you know, I was having some issues at work and Frank sold me a gun in The Bartons after the Chelsea match?

He is one crazy Mother Fucker. Avoid.