Reserve League

[richl]

Get your money on us if you can, look at the spine we have.

Given, Bannan, Ireland, Bent and Benteke.

Lacking a bit in defence now Dunne has gone but look at the firepower.

[Legion]

Ireland has a spine?

[UK Redsox]

Can't Hutton make this side either ?

[danno]

Looks like the makings of a pretty pants 5 a side team.

Given would never leave his line, Bent would never get involved, Ireland would go missing or stand around checking the time on his iphone, and Bannan would forever be being pushed off the astro turf, onto the car park.

Benteke meanwhile would be on the other pitches asking if any team is a man short.