Celtic arrange Petrov Charity match - match thread

[Brend'Watkins]

Well done Celtic fans for their huge support for a good cause and by that I don't mean adding to John Bishop's tiresome so called comedy routine. Unfortunately I fear that he'll be telling us in the mear future how much bigger his cock is than Lambert's, Gabby's, the one direction chap and others.

[Smoke]

.... but left the bloke being physically sick.

Bloke?!

[villajk]

I've just realised. Pauline loves Bono.

Doesn't every girl?

Curse that bloody modern technology and auto correct nonsense. Please don't sue me Pauline unless DC5 is Bono in which case you do love him. Probably.

Haha.  No problem, Chris.  I did wonder why I was brought into this debate but I guessed you meant Pauliewalnuts.  And no, I don't love Bono.

[Damo70]

Who would have thought you could become the most talked about footballer on the planet in one weekend by a bloke wearing your shirt on the BBC and tackling someone in a charity match the next day. Who needs agents? As soon as I read about the latter on the text news headlines I knew their fans would go yampy.  Gabbygate.

[rob_bridge]

Much as it may otherwise pain me to say it I have to give Gentleman John Terry his dues for yesterday.

[ExclDawg]

Gabby LEGEND! 

[GarethRDR]

Poor Gabby.  He hasn't upset this many kids since he last missed an alimony payment.

[PeterWithesShin]

Piss taking aside, it does just go to show the strength of pro players. It wasn't even half a challenge by Gabby on a reasonably physically fit lad and look at the effect it had on him. Imagine what it would be like to get Bentekerred.

Anyway, Gabby sent Louis some flowers to make up, just like you do to any big girl that you upset.

[Legion]

Gabby to apologise

[PeterWithesShin]

Fergie has said he could have died from the challenge. #prayforLouise

[CJ]

Gabby shouldn't need to apologise - it was a nothing challenge. If the boy band boy had anything about him he'd man up and say Gabby has nothing to apologise for - it was a game of football and these things happen. Wimp

[Jockey Randall]

There wasn't much in it. Looked like he just caught the sweet spot on his knee to me and gave him a proper dead leg so no surprise to see him suffering for a bit. These things happen, people need to stop getting their knickers in a twist about it.

[cheltenhamlion]

Sweet spot on the knee is a fucker. I copped for one in a game once and spent five minutes rolling round like a 1980's Argentinian.

[Ad@m]

Hasn't this kid signed for Doncaster?  I can't imagine the tackles in the Championship are going to be any lighter.  I think he needs to bulk up a bit or he's going to end up being sick quite a lot!

[Legion]

Hasn't this kid signed for Doncaster?  I can't imagine the tackles in the Championship are going to be any lighter.  I think he needs to bulk up a bit or he's going to end up being sick quite a lot!

It's a publicity gimmick. I believe it is for friendlies and reserve team games only.