H&V 2012/13 Awards

[Mister E]

I do by far and away the best '....' on the site.

Do you really think so? I'm not sure ...

[Irish villain]

The greatest loss of a thread award goes to - The original 'what's the latest film you've seen and was it any good', a lot of good discussion was lost with that.

This.

I used to love reading back over that thread.

[eastie]

Regarding the post of the year it had to be the wonderful tale of Brian green when he said he was fannied up by doug Ellis - I think doug was looking for some business deal but the phrase brian used was just superb!

[ozzjim]

Chipsticks definitely gets Young Poster of the Season award. Has shown maturity far beyond his 18 years. We just pray he doesn't go the way of JLloyd Samuel and Michael Johnson.

I have no intention to play in Iran or slip into obesity, so I hope I can fulfil your expectations.

Mind you, the Man City fanzine's offered me a load of money to go post over there/

More to the point, I hope he does not go the way of you and I Eamonn mate. Imagine that.

[ozzjim]

I claim the Nostradamus award for mentioning scoring half a dozen a few hours before the Sunderland game.

I also claim superstition of the year with the magical fish pie.

I claim the Nostradamus and the "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs" award for my performance during the Arsenal vs Wigan game. Calmly predicted 4-1 to Arsenal and that Wigan woud tire and get battered.

I am having the prize for selflessly saving Villa through switching off for the final 20 minutes from West Ham onwards then.

[eamonn]

Chipsticks definitely gets Young Poster of the Season award. Has shown maturity far beyond his 18 years. We just pray he doesn't go the way of JLloyd Samuel and Michael Johnson.

I have no intention to play in Iran or slip into obesity, so I hope I can fulfil your expectations.

Mind you, the Man City fanzine's offered me a load of money to go post over there/

More to the point, I hope he does not go the way of you and I Eamonn mate. Imagine that.

Yeah...of the bright young things of 2004, Matt G and Olof's Beard have successfully left behind their H&V addiction and are seemingly now functioning members of society. OneIanTaylor showed signs of succumbing to the forum's long-term addictive powers but he managed to flee. Ourselves, SoccerHQ (after a ropey debut) got left behind, now stuck sadly in a H&V youth-sucking vortex. Chipsticks, you have been forewarned.

[Dave Cooper please]

Where's my award you bunch of bastards?

[eastie]

Where's my award you bunch of bastards?

Your loyalty to tamworth and villa earns you the title of double timer of the year , dave

[cheltenhamlion]

Don't give him an award. All he does is flog the mag now and again. The big fat Tamworth following tart.

Now then, what about an award for a regular mag contributor who posts here prodigiously award (Frank, I have told you a hundred times, fuck of will ya....).

[danlanza]

I claim the Nostradamus award for mentioning scoring half a dozen a few hours before the Sunderland game.

I also claim superstition of the year with the magical fish pie.

Two awards each. Not a bad season.
I will accept the Conspiracy Thread Award. Right ,off to the pub again to talk to my good mate David Icke.

[Sister of Top Cat]

Davey is up for another award, the Get A Room Award he'll share with Eastie.
PWS comes a close second with his blatant flirtations with one of the Top Cat Sisters.
Third place goes to Paulie for wowing Nick with his love and admiration of some hippy music.

Eh??

[PeterWithesShin]

Davey is up for another award, the Get A Room Award he'll share with Eastie.
PWS comes a close second with his blatant flirtations with one of the Top Cat Sisters.
Third place goes to Paulie for wowing Nick with his love and admiration of some hippy music.

Eh??

I still don't understand that one either.

Anyway, how you dooiiiiiin?

[Percy McCarthy]

Perry for his love of Gabby.

Do you mean me? Only I've never won anything before.

It's been a hard slog sticking up for the Gabster these last seven years, but it's worth it at times.

[olaftab]

Where's my award you bunch of bastards?

I would pay to read your missives Mr Cooper but I get to read them free here. Specially the retorts that hit us 'amateur posters" right smack bang in the forehead leaving us totally flummoxed!

[dave.woodhall]

Where's my award you bunch of bastards?

Somebody broke it.