How confident I am of staying up.

[dave.woodhall]

Anyone who takes out or renews an H&V sub before the end of the season gets their money back if we get relegated. Can't say fairer than that, can I?

[Simon Ward]

Dave someone hacked into your H&V profile and your twitter feed!

[Des Little]

I like the sound of that.  I may well make a return.  I love a bargain (which of course it isn't / won't be)

[Dave Javu]

COME ON WIGAN!




...only joshing.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Are there hidden terms and conditions? Can't see you parting with your money

[dave.woodhall]

Are there hidden terms and conditions? Can't see you parting with your money

None whatsoever. Anyone who takes out a sub between now and the end of the season gets their money back if we get relegated.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

So you're willing to give them their money back but not a free subscription.

I knew there was a catch.

[dave.woodhall]

And the subscription continues.

[eastie]

Just heard your dulcet tones on talksport as i was making a coffee - nice to hear them giving stan some air time.

[UK Redsox]

Dave someone hacked into your H&V profile and your twitter feed!

Help ! Our leader's been kidnapped by aliens and replaced with a replicant.

[kipeye]

 

[olaftab]

Just heard your dulcet tones on talksport as i was making a coffee - nice to hear them giving stan some air time.

Another Radio celeb making a fool of himself  with ridiculous offers to enhance self image!

The chap Dave interviewed by Durham and Townsend sounded very young?

[Steve R]

I'm so confident I gave up smoking today. I am looking forward to two stress free games and a good summer in the transfer market.

[Louzie0]

I'm so confident I gave up smoking today. I am looking forward to two stress free games and a good summer in the transfer market.

In other news, the Greeks were dead impressed with the delivery of a big wooden horse.
Not a comment on our survival, (cos I'm looking forward to Premiership domination next season) or the good summer, but more about the lack of stress!

(I know it was the other way round but I thought I would reverse it for the next time...no it probably doesn't work, on reflection!)

[Steve R]

I double checked this time before replying to you, Louzie.

You could well be right. To be fair, if a wooden horse had appeared when Norwich equalized I would not only have gladly wheeled it round the back of the house between drags, I would have got it a bowl of water to drink whilst I lit up another and pressed my nose against the window to see if the score had changed.