I went to college with a girl called Crystal Haddock, which I always thought was a fantastic name. Years later, one of my ex-girlfriends was cousins with a Crystal Haddock, but having looked at her on the ex's Facebook page, she wasn't the same one. So there are, at least, two Crystal Haddocks in Birmingham, which I found amusing. My ex didn't though, I got in trouble as she thought I was taking the piss out of her cousin, which I wasn't, I was just admiring her name.