Manchester United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[sidcowans10]

One of the most bewildering decisions this club has ever made was in January when we opted not to bother buying desperately needed defenders and opted to buy Simon Dawkins and a 12 year old from the French second division.

If we go down we will absolutely deserve to.

We had the chance to bolster a pathetic defence in January and did nothing. That really is dereliction of duty.

And a dereliction of duty that serious should have ended in a sacking.

This

[Jon Crofts]

There's a bloke with a big nose in the villa dugout.

Marc Albrighton coming on?

Phil Thompson?

[PeterWithesShin]

Are we winning yet?

[mattjpa]

Chants of going down from the plastic wankers

[Risso]

The last 30 seconds or so was OK

That's what my ex's used to say as well.

30 seconds?  Show off.

That included the time it took to eat the pizza*

*Smarty points for anyone who gets the reference.

I'm ashamed to admit I know that's Red Dwarf.  Can I have a DVD?*


*Not a Red Dwarf one though.

[NurembergVillan]

The last 30 seconds or so was OK

That's what my ex's used to say as well.

30 seconds?  Show off.

That included the time it took to eat the pizza*

*Smarty points for anyone who gets the reference.

Red Dwarf?

[Ross]

Man U seem to have declared. Hopefully.

[eastie]

KEA doing exactly what I asked, pressing the ball.

Must admit we have improved since he came on.

[Marcelino Smith]

There's a bloke with a big nose in the villa dugout.

Marc Albrighton?

[PaulWinch again]

Christ our defenders do so much ball watching.

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

There's a bloke with a big nose in the villa dugout.

Marc Albrighton coming on?

As if things aren't bad enough.

[Jon Crofts]

Chants of going down from the plastic wankers

Wow did it really take them that long to think that one up?  Is it being sung in a South London accent?

[PeterWithesShin]

Smarty points to both. No DVD's though. Talking of which, I just won a copy of It Came From Outer Space on ebay, so not all bad tonight.

[Warren Aspinall]

There's a bloke with a big nose in the villa dugout.

Marc Albrighton coming on?

Phil Thompson?

kitman/doctor or someone it was an impressive nose.

[taylorsworkrate]

Take away the 3 cheating goals that shouldn't have stood and I'm sorry but we've been the better team.

That's the first time I've smiled this evening. Thankyou.