Manchester United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

Against the remaining teams we play, we will score at least 2 in each match. What odds can I get?

[paulcomben]

Stephen fucking Ireland - I forgot he existed. What the hell do we do with him now?

Contractually, pay him a fortune per week until June 2015.

[Villastu]

Im still after a client ref number to get a ticket for the wigan game if watching this has put you off ; o)

[Lamb_Stockmix]

Take away the 3 cheating goals that shouldn't have stood and I'm sorry but we've been the better team.

[PaulWinch again]

We're playing a bit better because KEA is actually pressing the ball in midfield.

[Risso]

So are we playing better now i'm not watching or listening?

Well we haven't conceded a goal in 10 minutes, which is something.

[citizenDJ]

Take away the 3 cheating goals that shouldn't have stood and I'm sorry but we've been the better team.

I.....wh......really??

[UK Redsox]

I'm going for a different tactic this half, i'm relying on this thread rather than watching.

I decided to keep the TV turned on but with the sound off.

I also considered watching the game from behind the sofa as I did with Pertwee era Doctor Who

[Jon Crofts]

Ok so when is Evra going to get a second yellow for persistent fouling and mouthing off?

That'd be nice, wouldn't be allowed on the pitch to hold the trophy then.

I didn't think it was there tonight anyway?

[PeterWithesShin]

So are we playing better now i'm not watching or listening?

Well we haven't conceded a goal in 10 minutes, which is something.

One small step for man................

[paulcomben]

United are letting us play, knowing they can pick us off at will with a 4th offside goal, so we could score if capable.

[Lamb_Stockmix]

Take away the 3 cheating goals that shouldn't have stood and I'm sorry but we've been the better team.

I.....wh......really??

Yes.

[PeterWithesShin]

I'm going for a different tactic this half, i'm relying on this thread rather than watching.

I decided to keep the TV turned on but with the sound off.

I also considered watching the game from behind the sofa as I did with Pertwee era Doctor Who

I did that when Bonnie Langford was in it.

[Ross]

Take away the 3 cheating goals that shouldn't have stood and I'm sorry but we've been the better team.

Now that's ice cold. Very good.

[Reuben]

Normally I would go apeshit to get a message saying that my wife has set Game of Thrones and Revenge to record so I can no longer watch the channel with the match on.  It was actually a relief and I couldn't be arsed to find the +1 channels with these other programmes on to sort it.