Manchester United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[cdbearsfan]

What is the managerial obsession with Delph? He is Cack incarnate.

He's been one of our best players for the last three months or so.

[Ross]

All we need is a new defence and midfield and we will be sorted!!!!!

[Stu]

Giggs doesn't get booked for that?

Man U players don't get booked against us, we all know that. They're allowed to do what they like, when they like.

[Fergal]

We could do with Rat Face Suarez to add a bit of bite to our game.  (sorry)

[Lizz]

What was their first goal like?

Not been watching long, saw the second goal, unsure I want to continue watching.

[Risso]

Bennett, shit haircut, shit footballer.

[Lambert and Payne]

Forget the cross....

HE ACTUALLY DEFENDED!!!!!!!

[Fergal]

Just walked back from work - I assume we've managed to keep things fairly tight for the first twenty minutes?

Snort...

[PaulWinch again]

What was their first goal like?

Not been watching long, saw the second goal, unsure I want to continue watching.

Terrible defending.

[Fergal]

Just walked back from work - I assume we've managed to keep things fairly tight for the first twenty minutes?

Snort...

As tight as Jordans clunge...

[Steve Z]

Are we sure its not Cardboard Ron???

[Risso]

What was their first goal like?

Not been watching long, saw the second goal, unsure I want to continue watching.

Great pass from Rooney out wide, lofted ball into the penalty area that Guzan stupidly left, knocked back across goal for Van Persie to poke  home.  Easy.

[Matt Collins]

We wouldn't be half as bad if only we had an okay defence. We look decent every time we go forward.

I agree with that. We pass and move and break well. And today's not the best game to judge our defence, but it is shit isn't it?

Not much sign of Man U stepping off the pedal yet is there?

[Fergal]

Are we sure its not Cardboard Ron???

He should be making cardboard boxes, he aint good enough for this.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Let's hope Fergie is sensible enough to realise that if we go down, that's an almost guaranteed 6 points he'll be losing next season, and holds off on the goal difference.