Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[eastie]

Goodness gracious me
The situation in a nutshell is most of our players are on holiday so if they didnt attend mr bents wedding it is nothing to worry about.

[dave.woodhall]

Goodness gracious me

Never you mind, eastiey. They're only jealous.

[Jimbo]

Jealousy.

[LeeS]

Goodness gracious me
The situation in a nutshell is most of our players are on holiday so if they didnt attend mr bents wedding it is nothing to worry about.

Or he may not have invited them. I'm not inviting any of my colleagues to my wedding. Not because I dont like them, but because we've already got 130 people coming and that is plenty.

[VILLA MOLE]

Goodness gracious me
The situation in a nutshell is most of our players are on holiday so if they didnt attend mr bents wedding it is nothing to worry about.

Or he may not have invited them. I'm not inviting any of my colleagues to my wedding. Not because I dont like them, but because we've already got 130 people coming and that is plenty.

it sure is !

[Toronto Villa]

Goodness gracious me
The situation in a nutshell is most of our players are on holiday so if they didnt attend mr bents wedding it is nothing to worry about.

You are so very sad

[Mister E]

I saw photos of him at a wedding last week with Gary Gardner .
A few players are on holiday  the moment Gary is in Marbella and ash westy has just flown out with his fiancé and frankie for a few days in the sun.
Joe Bennett is in Mexico with his gf and as we know benteke is taking in Vegas.
Lowton  and abi have just returned from a holiday in Ibiza with the kids  but no idea if bent invited him .

I'd never have guessed that Westwood has such a complicated personal life.
You're certainly 'in the know', eastie.

[adrenachrome]

I saw photos of him at a wedding last week with Gary Gardner .
A few players are on holiday  the moment Gary is in Marbella and ash westy has just flown out with his fiancé and frankie for a few days in the sun.
Joe Bennett is in Mexico with his gf and as we know benteke is taking in Vegas.
Lowton  and abi have just returned from a holiday in Ibiza with the kids  but no idea if bent invited him .

I'd never have guessed that Westwood has such a complicated personal life.
You're certainly 'in the know', eastie.

Eastie is well in with Westy, and probably knows Northie and Southy as well. He doesn't need a compass to stop him from meeting himself coming back.

[eastie]

Goodness gracious me
The situation in a nutshell is most of our players are on holiday so if they didnt attend mr bents wedding it is nothing to worry about.

You are so very sad

Oh come on now tv - better to have a laugh and a joke than to constantly snipe and gripe like some !

[paul_e]

Can I take from this that we're looking to sign Bent's wedding planner?

[eastie]

Can I take from this that we're looking to sign Bent's wedding planner?

Or the bishop of Ely as our new stadium announcer

[paul_e]

Can I take from this that we're looking to sign Bent's wedding planner?

Or the bishop of Ely as our new stadium announcer

"and our Lord Mcgrath did say unto thee the official match attendance be-eth..."

[Jimbo]

Can I take from this that we're looking to sign Bent's wedding planner?

Or the bishop of Ely as our new stadium announcer

The bishop's buggered off to Bora Bora with his boyfriend, Bosie.

[mr underhill]

is that  simony or sodomy? Or both?

[adrenachrome]

Can I take from this that we're looking to sign Bent's wedding planner?

Or the bishop of Ely as our new stadium announcer

The bishop's buggered off to Bora Bora with his boyfriend, Bosie.

That might well hurt one of them in the end. Bosie shudda stuck to beating the bishop.