Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[OCD]

I do like having a manager who does not piss about or buy on reputation and kudos. Hope Tonev is as good value as his other buys from the "under 3m lambert bonanza bucket!"

what are the odds that we later find out we only paid a 1.5m or something like that and not the 2.5 being reported. Like you I do enjoy how Lambert quietly goes about his business and fair play to the Faulkner/Randy for supporting him in that.

Did you get the same smug satisfaction from learning that Lowton and Westwood were closer to a million than their 2.5m reported fees? It made me very pleased.

immensely Ozz

I actually roughly knew what the Lowton deal was worth and found it really frustrating to see him constantly being referred to as a £3m signing or when people were asking what we were doing signing a League 2 player for £3m when Sheffield Utd fans didn't even seem to rate him.

[Toronto Villa]

Anyone speak French?

Youssef Belhanda ‏@Y_Belhanda 10m
Ce soir je vais denouveau au millenium ! Sayé la bas c'est mon skoite maintenant j'suis posé en plus c'est juste a coté de chez moi !

yes it says

Tonight I denouveau the millenium! Sayé the bottom is my skoite now I'm asked more is just next to my home!

Fucking Google. I have no idea what that means

I got the same thing.  Uncanny.

maybe Youssef is actually as high as a kite and that actually is the proper translation

[Louzie0]

Anyone speak French?

Youssef Belhanda ‏@Y_Belhanda 10m
Ce soir je vais denouveau au millenium ! Sayé la bas c'est mon skoite maintenant j'suis posé en plus c'est juste a coté de chez moi !

yes it says

Tonight I denouveau the millenium! Sayé the bottom is my skoite now I'm asked more is just next to my home!

Fucking Google. I have no idea what that means

I got the same thing.  Uncanny.

maybe Youssef is actually as high as a kite and that actually is the proper translation

Found this

     
le skoite - harlem shuffle

[Louzie0]

On reflection, not a lot clearer really, is he?

[Percy McCarthy]

Piss me, you couldn't move on here the other day for posters showing off their 'O' level French. They're like coppers - never about when you need one.

[Toronto Villa]

Piss me, you couldn't move on here the other day for posters showing off their 'O' level French. They're like coppers - never about when you need one.

I got someone to translate it for me. He said "Fuck me I'm absolutely wankered. Tonight I am going to fly home in my new Millenium Falcon and everyone can kiss my bottom"

[Percy McCarthy]

Piss me, you couldn't move on here the other day for posters showing off their 'O' level French. They're like coppers - never about when you need one.

I got someone to translate it for me. He said "Fuck me I'm absolutely wankered. Tonight I am going to fly home in my new Millenium Falcon and everyone can kiss my bottom"

What did he say about O'Neill?  He quite clearly says 'mon'.

[GordonCowansisthegreatest]

Piss me, you couldn't move on here the other day for posters showing off their 'O' level French. They're like coppers - never about when you need one.

I got someone to translate it for me. He said "Fuck me I'm absolutely wankered. Tonight I am going to fly home in my new Millenium Falcon and everyone can kiss my bottom"

What did he say about O'Neill?  He quite clearly says 'mon'.

Bottom (He meant arse).

[Louzie0]

Piss me, you couldn't move on here the other day for posters showing off their 'O' level French. They're like coppers - never about when you need one.

I got someone to translate it for me. He said "Fuck me I'm absolutely wankered. Tonight I am going to fly home in my new Millenium Falcon and everyone can kiss my bottom"

Nothing to do with getting rid of the 'nouveau' bits of the millennium (new kit?) and making it more posh, then (retro kit). I'm now operating on the, 'If it was English it would mean...' approach.

[mr underhill]

accruing to certain websites we are in talks with Belhanda's representatives .  ITK confirmation needed please

[ciggiesnbeer]

I am intrigued to see how many defenders Lambert is gonna buy.

[mr underhill]

that should have read according to and the website is apparently Kooora

[Legion]

I can most definitely confirm this. Certain websites ARE stating that we are in talks with representatives of Belhanda.

[Toronto Villa]

I can most definitely confirm this. Certain websites ARE stating that we are in talks with representatives of Belhanda.

outstanding news sir, although this headline made me laugh

Aston Villa and Younes Belhanda may be in talks; they may also not be

[JUAN PABLO]

I can most definitely confirm this. Certain websites ARE stating that we are in talks with representatives of Belhanda.

dont excite me on a friday Leeg . I will drink too much desperado and blast tangerine dream up to 11