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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2013, 09:30:50 PM »
I've realised today that Tiger Woods has a very punchable face, not as punchable as Alan Pardew admittedly, but still very punchable.

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2013, 09:59:55 PM »
Did I just someone shout 'Nice Play' after a shot?
Fuckin Yanks.

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2013, 10:49:08 PM »
I've realised today that Tiger Woods has a very punchable face, not as punchable as Alan Pardew admittedly, but still very punchable.

Racist.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2013, 11:11:06 PM »
Too right I am, whatever race Alan Pardew is from I hate them. I suspect he's a Martian. Or he's from Uranus *childish snigger*

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2013, 11:57:34 PM »
What a shot by Cabrera.

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2013, 11:57:59 PM »
I like Tiger.


Anyhow, what a shot in the circumstances from Cabrera that!

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2013, 12:01:00 AM »
Play off time

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2013, 12:05:56 AM »
I like Tiger.


Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best.(shag a wallaby!)
Bestiality's best,boys,
Bestiality's best.

Have a screw with a shrew,boys,
Have a screw with a shrew,(shag a wallaby!)
Have a screw with a shrew, boys,
Have a screw with a shrew.

Intercourse with a horse, boys,
Intercourse with a horse, (shag a wallaby!)
Intercourse with a horse, boys,
Intercourse with a horse

Bombay roll with a mole, boys,
Bombay roll with a mole (shag a wallaby!)
Bombay roll with a mole, boys,
Bombay roll with a mole.

Throw your muck up a duck, boys,
Throw your muck up a duck, (shag a wallaby!)
Throw your muck up a duck, boys,
Throw your muck up a duck.

Stick your log up a dog, boys,
Stick your log up a dog, (shag a wallaby!)
Stick your log up a dog, boys,
Stick your log up a dog.

Put your rod up a cod, boys
Put your rod up a cod (shag a wallaby!)
Put your rod up a cod, boys
Put your rod up a cod.

Offline ACVilla

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2013, 12:11:41 AM »
I've had e/w on Moore, Choi, Cabrera, Kaymer and Laird.

Donald to win it.
I got Cabrera at 125/1. Squeaky bum time.
So do i cover my bet by having a bit on Scott?

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2013, 12:23:25 AM »
I like Tiger.


Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best.(shag a wallaby!)
Bestiality's best,boys,
Bestiality's best.

Have a screw with a shrew,boys,
Have a screw with a shrew,(shag a wallaby!)
Have a screw with a shrew, boys,
Have a screw with a shrew.

Intercourse with a horse, boys,
Intercourse with a horse, (shag a wallaby!)
Intercourse with a horse, boys,
Intercourse with a horse

Bombay roll with a mole, boys,
Bombay roll with a mole (shag a wallaby!)
Bombay roll with a mole, boys,
Bombay roll with a mole.

Throw your muck up a duck, boys,
Throw your muck up a duck, (shag a wallaby!)
Throw your muck up a duck, boys,
Throw your muck up a duck.

Stick your log up a dog, boys,
Stick your log up a dog, (shag a wallaby!)
Stick your log up a dog, boys,
Stick your log up a dog.

Put your rod up a cod, boys
Put your rod up a cod (shag a wallaby!)
Put your rod up a cod, boys
Put your rod up a cod.

Of all the animals to attempt a bit of bestiality with a Tiger would be just about the most scary you could dream of!


These two appear to be trying a bit of curling with golf balls on this hole.

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #40 on: April 15, 2013, 12:26:35 AM »
Good this, would love Cabrera to win, don't know why really unless it's my Aussiephobia coming out.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #41 on: April 15, 2013, 12:38:44 AM »
I've had e/w on Moore, Choi, Cabrera, Kaymer and Laird.

Donald to win it.
I got Cabrera at 125/1. Squeaky bum time.
So do i cover my bet by having a bit on Scott?

Yes.

Offline ACVilla

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #42 on: April 15, 2013, 12:40:20 AM »
I've had e/w on Moore, Choi, Cabrera, Kaymer and Laird.

Donald to win it.
I got Cabrera at 125/1. Squeaky bum time.
So do i cover my bet by having a bit on Scott?

Yes.
Luckily i did. Gutted Cabrera didn't win though.

Offline The Left Side

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2013, 05:28:37 PM »
Glad Scott won but why does Tiger still get all the attention?

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Re: The Masters 2013
« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2013, 06:10:25 PM »
Glad Scott won but why does Tiger still get all the attention?

Like Armstrong he's bigger than the game unfortunately.

 


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