Aston Villa v Fulham Pre-Match Thread

[Marlon From Bearwood]

I was going to say Villa 2-1. With Dowd as ref then seriously, he will shaft us with stupid yellow cards and possibly a red thrown in for good luck.
Dowd is a disgrace as a ref. Bloody hell, i was looking forward to this game until his fucking name was mentioned.

Same here. Surely refs have to pass fitness tests etc these days. If so, how does he consistently get away with being such a massive fat bastard?

[damon loves JT]

If I recall Fulham were dire in this corresponding fixture last year.

They were but we had to wait till injury time to see Weimann falling over and knocking it past the keeper, que mental celebrations

mine was ludicrous. I was up a step ladder hoovering dust off a picture rail when he scored. When Keane scored the winner against Wolves I was on the roof in the pissing rain adjusting the tv aerial.

So many great Villa moments associated with tedious DIY projects

[Ron Manager]

If I recall Fulham were dire in this corresponding fixture last year.

They were but we had to wait till injury time to see Weimann falling over and knocking it past the keeper, que mental celebrations

mine was ludicrous. I was up a step ladder hoovering dust off a picture rail when he scored. When Keane scored the winner against Wolves I was on the roof in the pissing rain adjusting the tv aerial.

So many great Villa moments associated with tedious DIY projects

On the roof Damon!  Look what happened when Rod Hull did that.

[villa `cross the mersey]

If I recall Fulham were dire in this corresponding fixture last year.

They were but we had to wait till injury time to see Weimann falling over and knocking it past the keeper, que mental celebrations

mine was ludicrous. I was up a step ladder hoovering dust off a picture rail when he scored. When Keane scored the winner against Wolves I was on the roof in the pissing rain adjusting the tv aerial.

So many great Villa moments associated with tedious DIY projects

Hopefully there are no sanitation issues to resolve on the last day at Wigan, else we will all be wallowing in the brown stuff:)

[eastie]

If I recall Fulham were dire in this corresponding fixture last year.

They were but we had to wait till injury time to see Weimann falling over and knocking it past the keeper, que mental celebrations

mine was ludicrous. I was up a step ladder hoovering dust off a picture rail when he scored. When Keane scored the winner against Wolves I was on the roof in the pissing rain adjusting the tv aerial.

So many great Villa moments associated with tedious DIY projects

On the roof Damon!  Look what happened when Rod Hull did that.

Goodness me Damon , get the wife on those jobs

[damon loves JT]

My wife's terrified of heights. Also her arse won't fit through the Velux window.

[Ron Manager]

My wife's terrified of heights. Also her arse won't fit through the Velux window.

Er... I do hope she hasnt got access to your laptop!

[Mister E]

Tough game - I just hope for my sanity and that of everyone else we score 2-3 early on and knock the stuffing out of Fulham.

[neo_Villan]

Repeat of last season is my best guess!

If I recall Fulham were dire in this corresponding fixture last year.

They weren't great but I thought we played quite well that day and fully deserved the win. It was one of our better performances last season. The winner was one of the (few) great moments of last season. Was great to see Weimann get his first goal too!

[MONCABA]

I think we have finally turned the corner and can feel a 3-0 victory in my bones.

[Brian Taylor]

Stroll in the park now! 3-1.

[adrenachrome]

My wife's terrified of heights. Also her arse won't fit through the Velux window.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

[damon loves JT]

Jazz odyssey! ... hope you enjoy our new direction... ...on the bass: Derek Smalls, he wrote this.

[Steve R]

Tough game - I just hope for my sanity and that of everyone else we score 2-3 early on ....

I always think this before kick-off. Then when we do get a couple of goals in front I develop a nervous tick.

[ciggiesnbeer]

Wait, its Dowd? We are buggered.

Straight loss. We will be lucky to get away with one red.