Captions Please #1,639

[eamonn]

Inspired by the, er, no kids thread.

'Baby' Lowton:  No! You can't make me eat my porridge! I'm NOT having it!

'Cousin' Bent: Woah...it's not even that bad. Mom even makes us eat all our greens.

'Dad' Westwood: It's ok...Darren, walk away while we wait for Matthew to calm down.

[cdbearsfan]

Bent to Lowton: "if you think Eamonn's a stingy git starting a caption competition without even offering a prize, jump in the air."

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Bus stop wankers!!!

[OCD]

ML: So what I did was...chest it down and hit it like THIS.

AW: Come on guys, Tekkers is in a hurry to get his goal.

[danno]

Darren Bent: "let me see your war face!"
Westwood "Ahhhh!"
Bent "Bullshit. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!"
Westwood "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[Mister E]

Lowton: "Woohhhhh! Is that THE Darren Bent?"

[Mister E]

ML: "Bent, Bennett, Benteke: this is getting real confusing. One of you is going to have to go!.

[The Left Side]

That's not how you defend a wall!!

[Pete3206]

"You want some do ya? Do ya? Come on then! Don't hold me back lads!"

[thick_mike]

Westwood: Come on Matt, the Harlem Shake is soooo last week!

[nigel]

OOOOOOOH, What a Goal, Goal, Goal

de de de der .................... etc  (MotD theme tune)

[Lastfootstamper]

Aston Villa defender vents his frustration over yet another fucked-up clearance

[ACVilla]

And he was like, "I'm not even in the fuckin squad, aaaaahhhhhhh".

I told him not to put it on Instagram. He wouldn't be that stupid would he?

#headloss.

[Mister E]

ML: "Altogether now: Y-M-C-A!"

[Mister E]

ML: "Hey, guys: does my bum look big in  these shorts?"