Don't be daft. If the window was open he would have banished from the house whilst watching Sky Sports news for 20 hours per day and spending only 30 mins of that (4 times) having a tug over the girl presenters...
About time eastie played with some proper globes.
Out of interest, why do we call Cowans "Sid"? I think my dad explained it to me when I was little but I've forgotten.