Caption Competition

[N'ZMAV]

Lets do the time warp again...

[preston28]

QPR players are less than impressed with Andi Weiman's new crotchless shorts..............................

[PeterWithesShin]

Beep Beep now you fuckers.

[peter w]

trouble for sunderland and Newcastle? why-aye-man.

[Grande Pablo]

'Randy, Randy, I'm coming to sign your contract!'

[Steve R]

QPR in the dark - Weimann makes off with Hill's contact lens.

[Broughty-Villian]

Drop fart.....run 20yards...wonder what effect it's had

[olaftab]

Pick that one out of the net as soon as you have picked yourself off the floor!

[OCD]

Last one in the dressing room has to shower with 'Arry.

[mrfuse]

Now then little Barry that's how you finish!

[Ian.]

"It wasn't me who tied their bootlaces together.......Honestly"

[paulcomben]

"Ich bin sprinting towards Arry impersonating his facial tick."

[peter w]

GOAL! TAKE THAT 'ARRY YOU KING CANUTE.

[Phil from the upper holte]

'You stand here, the goalkeeper will give you the ball here, kick it as far as you can and don't pass to anyone nearby. And we all run.'"

[supertom]

"Are you recording this Lamby? I want to play it back in slo-mo with some Vangelis over the top."