Reading v Aston Villa Match Thread

[CJ]

I just shouted so loud I woke my lad up!

Is that a euphemism?

[PaulWinch again]

We need more goals so fucking score them Villa, we have to win this game.

[PeterWithesShin]

According to the BBC that was our 1,000th goal since Sky invented football.  We're the 8th team to do it.

Benteke was the 1000th I think.

[pauliewalnuts]

Is anyone else dreading the usual second half patheticness?

And, furthermore, is anyone else so frightened of the thought, they're thinking of going out for an hour instead of watching it?

[ez]

I go for a shit, having just snapped it off, I hear we've scored.

I'm going to watch out for that goal shit in future games.

Invest in a wireless laptop and never miss a kick

[PeterWithesShin]

Is anyone else dreading the usual second half patheticness?

And, furthermore, is anyone else so frightened of the thought, they're thinking of going out for an hour instead of watching it?

I just sent a text to RedSox who is at the game saying "brown trousers time"

[PaulWinch again]

Is anyone else dreading the usual second half patheticness?

And, furthermore, is anyone else so frightened of the thought, they're thinking of going out for an hour instead of watching it?

Yep and yep, we really need to turn up in the second half and Baker and Lowton need to look at their rubbish displays.

[Fergal]

Is anyone else dreading the usual second half patheticness?

And, furthermore, is anyone else so frightened of the thought, they're thinking of going out for an hour instead of watching it?

As I said, we need to be 2 up with 10 mins to go to be in with a chance of a draw...

[Dave Cooper please]

"He's Pauliwalnuts, he shits when we score."

[Lizz]

I'm baby sitting but might take the kids for a walk.

[eastie]

ANAL FISTING!

Do we have time?

I know you are no fan of lambert but really I think that's a bit too much punishment for him.

[PeterWithe]

The (russian?) commentator is reviewing the first half and Bakers OG, he just said 'Baker, Cack'. Quite.

[john e]

I wouldn't make any changes, they are all growing into the game,
bring Nzog on only if we get into trouble second half, as he has been utter Horseshit in his last couple of games, we can't be carrying anyone second half

[pauliewalnuts]

Such a fantastic ball from Westwood for the first goal.

[TonyD]

Saw Wigan had beat Everton.  Mighty glad it was the FA Cup.