Last game of season

[Des Little]

2,000 tickets please Mr Whelan.

...you wanker

[OzVilla]

If we win this game we could potentially finish as high as 12th, should other results go our way. These four places would be worth about £3m in merit payments. That would certainly help to keep the feel good factor going during the transfer window.

I think if we win we will finish 12th.  That 3m might be enough to get a one or two of the overpaid wasters out of the Club so the Wigan game is quite important from that point of view.

[Duncan Shaw]

Could be 11th.

[Des Little]

I'm not sure but I think that Sunday may well be a piss up of biblical proportions

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

2,000 tickets please Mr Whelan.

Tell him the stick them where the sun don't shine. If it wasn't good enough last week why should we give him money now?

Cos we want as many Villains as possible to be at the party.
Whelan will find some way of milking it for every possible penny/soundbite/publicity opportunity and we need to be there to take the piss!
But don't forget, the genius that is Woberto, too good for Villa, too good for Everton, will return to conquer the WORLD!
Fcuk 'em both!
UTV!

[TonyD]

I'm not sure but I think that Sunday may well be a piss up of biblical proportions

I'm Spartacus!

[Leighton]

I will be perfecting mt best Lancs accent, until we score. Then i will Yam Yam all that sit around me.

[freethinker]

2,000 tickets please Mr Whelan.

...you wanker

Bit harsh, I only wanted us to get the extra tickets!

[freethinker]

2,000 tickets please Mr Whelan.

Tell him the stick them where the sun don't shine. If it wasn't good enough last week why should we give him money now?

Because there are lots of Villa fans who just missed out on tickets last time who would love to go. I think it will be some day out.

[DrGonzo]

Given the potential significance of the game I can see them restricting tickets in the home end to North West postcodes only.

The last thing they want if we got relegated is a stadium full of Villa fans.

How glad I am to be laughing at this.....

[Des Little]

I bet they've got staff on the night shift getting tickets printed for us now

[TonyD]

I reckon it will now be pay on the day to fill the ground.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

I reckon it will now be pay on the day to fill the ground.

Don't tell Whelan that!
He'll nick your idea and claim it as Divine "I have a dream" Whelan Intervention!

[Des Little]

I reckon it will now be pay on the day to fill the ground.

And for an extra fiver you'll be able to buy Whelan's seat, the money grabbing weasel

[PeterWithesShin]

Does he ever shut up about how good Martinez is?

The Latics' 4-1 defeat at Arsenal confirmed their relegation to the Championship, just three days after they lifted the FA Cup.

Martinez has been linked with the soon-to-be vacant manager's job at Everton but Whelan reckons he will remain at the DW Stadium.

Whelan told talkSPORT: "We've got one ambition now, and that is to come straight back up next season.

"We will fight next year, and we'll look to come back within that first season - it's so important.

"Roberto knows how I feel about him and I know how Roberto feels about me and the club. He's a very, very loyal gentleman.

"When the day dawns - and it will - when he says, 'chairman, I want to go to this or that club', I will release him immediately.

"He is aware of that, and if that time is now, so be it.

"But somehow I don't think it will be. I'm just hoping Roberto waits and has another one or two years with us, because he will eventually go to a top European club."

Whelan added that there had been no contact from Everton.

"The club have heard nothing whatsoever," he said. "Everton are a super club and they know the rules and regulations. They are very mannerly and I don't think they would ever approach Roberto before the season is over."