The return of the foul mouthed slob.

[Dave Clark Five]

Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.

[villajk]

Thanks for reminding me.  Best take an umbrella to protect against his spittle.

[olaftab]

Thanks for reminding me.  Best take an umbrella to protect against his spittle.

Blimey your are posh! What's wrong with brolly and spit?

[themossman]

But surely brolly is even posher than umbrella? I call mine a foldy rain catcher.

[robbo1874]

My wife's step dad is pure Aussie and calls it an amba-rella

[olaftab]

Are you saying that the wally with the brolly was posh?

[glasses]

But surely brolly is even posher than umbrella? I call mine a foldy rain catcher.

You're using it the wrong way round if it catches the rain.

[MarkM]

Bunch of stuck up gits, what's wrong with a plastic bag!

[Ron Manager]

Thanks for reminding me.  Best take an umbrella to protect against his spittle.

Blimey your are posh! What's wrong with brolly and spit?

Sounds like a real ale pub!

[rutski]

Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.

had the twat behind me at bradford, vile horrible scum!

[Ron Manager]

Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.

Our manager really must learn to control his temper!

[Chico Hamilton III]

My wife's step dad is pure Aussie and calls it an amba-rella

I've still got your wife's Brisbane Lions "amba-rella" mate and it gets plenty of use as well ( usually when we're camping). It's almost claret and blue

[Boz]

Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.

Time for the stewards to earn their money in my view, as he should be removed,he's a blight on the club's fans.

[Pete3206]

Did anyone notice that bloke who screams obscenities throughout matches was back again last week?
He was there at Everton. First time I have seen him for ages. He used to have a mouthful of teeth like Feargal Sharkey but they have all gone now. He cannot be missed due to his squealing voice. Everything he shouts is 'you xxxx xxx' such as 'you gippo cxxt' or 'you Scottish bastard'. How the bloke never gets nicked is beyond me as he can be heard from a great distance.

Time for the stewards to earn their money in my view, as he should be removed,he's a blight on the club's fans.

Do the stewards know? Has anybody pointed out this individual to them?

[neo_Villan]

I think I know which one you are talking about. Where does he usually sit?