Caption competition (West Ham)

[PeterWithesShin]

Usual rules. Multiple guesses allowed. Winner chooses one of the following DVD's.

Cruel Intentions
Juno
Frankie & Johnny
House of Flying Daggers
The Office Series Two
Notting Hill
Wedding Planner

[eamonn]

With his Gargoyle death-stare, Gardner's dead-eyed free kick seals the points for Villa while Laursen advises Etherington not to make eye-contact.

[TheTimVilla]

"Why didn't Barry take it?"

[maidstonevillain]

As his colleagues get stuck in, Barry looks on nonchalantly, more concerned that his bum might look too big.

[Mister E]

"Claret to the right me, Blue to the left; here I am, stuck in the middle with you."

[OCD]

Barry - "You think that's a good finish? Wait 'til I play Southampton in a few years - I'll show you how to finish."

[UK Redsox]

"If Bowyer's sausage had had horse-meat in it, that shot would have never have gone between his legs"

[peter w]

Villaman fails in his attempt to smash Bowyer's nads into next week.

[Lobsterboy]

Barry frets that sausage and egg sandwich he had left in the West Ham goal for under threat from Gardner thunderbolt

[Des Little]

Bowyer's Gangham style defending fails to impress

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Laursen distracts opponent with extendable arm.

[Virgil Caine]

The Match fixing debacle goes on with West Ham defender found guilty of obvious Place the Ball hint.

[walsall villain]

Hammers keeper so worried about the shot, he takes up his position 6 rows back in crowd

[Pete3206]

"You bastard, we said NO blasters!"

[N'ZMAV]

"Why didn't Barry take it?"

bastard. I wanted that one.