Caption competition

[Mister E]

"Surprise surprise! Only me!"

(What do you mean, you've never heard of me?)

[hilts_coolerking]

"Welcome to 'Learn to Play the Alan Hutton Way'.  Week 2 - Tackling.  See Fig. 1"

[MarkM]

"You used to play in the French 2nd Division eh? That may come in handy in a few months"

[Rudy Can't Fail]

"Heading towards the Championship"

[mattjpa]

"I think he said were going to be playing in the Champions League next season. I cant really tell though, he mumbles alot"

[Risso]

"Pictured: new Aston Villa signing Yacouba Sylla (right) and Emile Heskey from the last PWS caption competition (left)"

[edgysatsuma]

I come from a team with foot in its name, yes, FOOT!

or

Me here, boss said me head ball from box

[kipeye]

Glen wins for me so far (no that is not an entry).

[bertlambshank]

Mr Football headbutts African Car reverser.

[eamonn]

"Erm, meester Lambert? You do realise I am actually a handball player, yes? Look!"

"Aye, son, it's naw problem. None of our other players know how to kick the fooking thing either".

A real rofl-rattler.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

'New signing cures Dunnes dodgy groin with one touch, teammates then appalled as flies swarm out of his mouth'

[Risso]

"Villa central defenders give a collective wince at the thought of their heads getting that close to the ball"

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

"Er...excuse me, this oversized lemon is the wrong shape and has mould on it."

[el león Benidorm]

And boss, when things get really bad, I will do this to remind you that we are not small heath!!

[Jimbo]

Villa's new ballboy asks 'Eden who?'