Caption competition

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I've only come for the Tesco burgers.

[danno]

When do I get to meet Pires?

[Edvard Remberg]

"I 'eld ze ball like dis while i was reversing - I could not see ze incident"

"Ze car reverser was Andrew Grieves wit black mekkup"

Now there is a blast from the past! - What ever happened to Andrew Grieves? Who signed him in the end? (no pun intended)

[The Laughing Policeman]

I thought I was buying tickets to see well known French rock band Aston Villa

[Jimbo]

"I'll be listening to a lot of balls from now on, this is just the beginning."

[stuart r]

"My role here is twofold; Firstly to make Villa's midfield stronger and secondly to allow some bloke on a fans forum to offload crap dvds from his collection"

[DerHammer]

Lambert showing his xenophobia "What? you mean Sylla's black?"

[onje_villa]

"I'll be listening to a lot of balls from now on, this is just the beginning."

 

[OCD]

"No, I've never heard of me either".

PWS really wants to get rid of Inside Man.

[Holte132]

Silly Sylla signs for Villa!

[SamTheMouse]

"Erm, meester Lambert? You do realise I am actually a handball player, yes? Look!"

"Aye, son, it's naw problem. None of our other players know how to kick the fooking thing either".

[danno]

Lambert is devastated to learn Yacouba Sylla, isn't a song in The Lion King.

[paulcomben]

Oh. I can only control and pass a white football.

[OCD]

Lambert reveals his delight at finally winning something - a manager's Scrabble tournament.

[Mister E]

"We're in for a lorra lorra laughs with Sylla!"