Just re-read the first 3 pages of the thread. Never fails to raise a chuckle. For some reason, this one got me the most:
African Car Reverser sounds like a ska classic.
Indeed. I typed it into youtube just in case.
Fuck all.
You can thank ChatGPT for this:
(Verse 1)
In the heart of Africa, where the sun shines so bright,
There's a legend of a man who can reverse with all his might.
He's got the skills and the style, oh, he's quite a star,
Cruising through the streets like a true African car.
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, the African car reverser,
Spinning those wheels, he's a true game-changer.
Hey, hey, the rhythm's gonna take you far,
With the African car reverser, yeah, he's a superstar.
(Verse 2)
He jumps into his ride, turns the key with a smile,
Engaging the reverse gear, it's gonna be wild.
With precision and finesse, he dances on the road,
Twisting and turning, with a rhythm that explodes.
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, the African car reverser,
Spinning those wheels, he's a true game-changer.
Hey, hey, the rhythm's gonna take you far,
With the African car reverser, yeah, he's a superstar.
(Bridge)
He's got the Afrobeat pumping in his veins,
As he glides through the traffic, the music reigns.
His moves are legendary, the envy of the town,
The African car reverser, he'll never let you down.
(Verse 3)
From Lagos to Nairobi, Accra to Cape Town,
The streets come alive when he comes around.
People gather 'round, they can't help but cheer,
As the African car reverser brings the party near.
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, the African car reverser,
Spinning those wheels, he's a true game-changer.
Hey, hey, the rhythm's gonna take you far,
With the African car reverser, yeah, he's a superstar.
(Outro)
So if you're ever in Africa, just keep an eye out,
For the man with the groove, there's no doubt.
The African car reverser, the one you can't ignore,
Bringing joy and music to the streets forevermore.
edit:
I think I like this one more:
(Verse 1)
In the heart of Africa, where the beat is alive,
There's a legend of a man with skills that will thrive.
He's the African car reverser, master of the wheel,
Spinning in reverse, he's got a special kind of zeal.
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, the African car reverser,
Skanking to the rhythm, a true scene-stealer.
Hey, hey, the town's jumping, the vibes are high,
With the African car reverser, let's ska 'til we fly.
(Verse 2)
He steps into his ride, with confidence so bold,
Reversing through the streets, a story to be told.
Every turn and twist, he's a maestro in control,
The African car reverser, reversing soul to soul.
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, the African car reverser,
Skanking to the rhythm, a true scene-stealer.
Hey, hey, the town's jumping, the vibes are high,
With the African car reverser, let's ska 'til we fly.
(Bridge)
Horns blaring, the rhythm section in full swing,
The African car reverser, defying everything.
Through the bustling streets, he dances with grace,
Reversing through time and space, leaving trails of embrace.
(Verse 3)
From Accra to Nairobi, the word is spreading fast,
The African car reverser, reversing memories of the past.
With each smooth maneuver, he brings joy and cheer,
The crowd follows his lead, the atmosphere crystal clear.
(Chorus)
Hey, hey, the African car reverser,
Skanking to the rhythm, a true scene-stealer.
Hey, hey, the town's jumping, the vibes are high,
With the African car reverser, let's ska 'til we fly.
(Outro)
So come along, join the dance, feel the groove,
With the African car reverser, let your spirits move.
His reversing skills shine, a true spectacle to see,
The African car reverser, setting our spirits free.
