African car reverser

[edgysatsuma89]

For the first time I've actually gone to the start of the thread to read what this is all about. All these years I've never bothered looking but enjoyed the references nonetheless. What a treat. 'you could tell he was an African bloke when he was arguing back' really tickled me. Real 'WTF?' moment.

[cdbullyweefan]

That isn't even close to being his worst post on that first page.

[danno]

His head's been turned. Which will undoubtedly improve his driving, but ruin his cult status with the North Stand car park faithful.

[purpletrousers]

African Car Reverser sounds like a ska classic.

It's a Fall track

The African - ah Car -ah Reverser -ah
Ran over me -ah toes -ah down the  Vill ah
said ah  I did nor have a leg ah to stand on ah
If I tried ah to sue his arse ah
Sounds like hick wap huh? Sounds like hick wap huh?
Over. Over. Over. Over.

I’m not going to re-read the whole thread, but got as far as this one and nearly woke the baby trying not to laugh : )

[Bad English]

Guys, I've just read that Man City are offering us £1,500 for the African Car Reverser.

If we can't hold on to him, then what's the fucking point?

He'll find a way to back out.

[Mister E]

Guys, I've just read that Man City are offering us £1,500 for the African Car Reverser.
If we can't hold on to him, then what's the fucking point?

If they offered £15,000 I'd reverse-drive him all the way there myself.

[Mister E]

Harry Redknapp's just signed him up - thought he was one of the Djemba twins.

This is classic.

[Des Little]

Someone needs to get cracking on a new game in time for the Christmas market.  Photoshop the T to an A and we're rich!

[Drummond]

Someone needs to get cracking on a new game in time for the Christmas market.  Photoshop the T to an A and we're rich!

Tuuuune