Aston Villa v Newcastle United Match Thread

[Somniloquism]

Stoke beating Wigan.

[Fergal]

I must have the worst feed ever, it's stickier than a prostitutes clunge...

[citizenDJ]

Zog looks up for it tonight, gotta keep our heads up we ain't lost yet

Sadly, all the evidence from this season suggests we have.

[Tuscans]

Some of our passing is so slow and clueless

[Lamb_Stockmix]

Looks like Lowton and Bennett have pushed up to make it 3-4-1-2.

[Ozzjim]

I must have the worst feed ever, it's stickier than a prostitutes clunge...

Lovely.

[James]

Stoke 1 Wigan 0

[PaulWinch again]

I'm sorry I don't rate Baker at all. He's constantly sliding into tackles because he's always out of position.

Baker was the man nowhere near Cisse. Awful defending.

Swap Sissoko from them to us and we are a much better side straigt away.

Indeed I think people fall into the trap of thinking he's alright because he does the odd hard challenge. He's not good at all.

[not3bad]

Looks like he's trying to get the team going and telling the rest of them what's what. An unlikely captain..

Funny thing is N'Zog has been here before, with Wigan.

[Ozzjim]

Bannan is fucking useless.

[citizenDJ]

So have all those players Newcastle signed who are playing tonight played together for France Under-21s or anything? Because they seem to be doing alright.

[Mortimer's Bear]

I must admit Sissoko does look a tidy player.

[Tuscans]

We need bodies in midfield....theres nothing of any substance.

[PaulWinch again]

N'Zog looks like our only capable player.

[PeterWithesShin]

I'm so glad I had to check on the score. Back to the film. They've just arrived at the cabin.