Wednesday's back page headline?

[ClaretAndBlueBlood]

Par Due for the sack

[Simon Ward]

"Cost of Petrol Soars in B6"

[Simon Ward]

Oh sorry back page headlines! Can't think of one!

[kippaxvilla2]

Sun headline - Lamb to the Slaughter.

Times Headline - Aston Villa Lose Again.

[AlexAlexCropley]

Daily Star:
Lambo's head on a rack .
Inside ,the pictures that will make Villa fans eyes pop out.

[AvFc4eVeR]

Weds 30th Jan 2013:

Lambert: I WONT RESIGN

Beleaguered Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert issued a defiant message to the Villa boo-boys after last night's heavy home defeat to resurgent Newcastle United. The same old failings reared their head for the umpteenth match where simple set piece defending were their undoing. Belgian powerhouse Christian Benteke had missed a host of chances in the opening 20 minutes as Villa came out of the blocks. Slowly the Geordies rallied as they exposed the weakness down Villa's left hand side which Paul Lambert has failed to address despite the January transfer window opportunity. A neat cross was whipped over, Vlaar was outjumped by his marker and (barcode) headed in. The Villa heads dropped and minutes later Clark having being yellow carded for a foul on (insert barcode here) was turned inside out by (barcode) and went down in the box. Referee (insert twat here) pointed to the spot and (Barcode) sent Guzan the wrong way. A hail of boos descended as the players walked to the tunnel hoping that the players would receive a rocket from Lambert in the dressing room. Within a minute of the restart the game was over as a contest. (Bar code) surged again down Villa's left, crossed for (barcode) as Vlaar and Clark got in a tangle and the majority of the ground headed for the exits.

Do you do lottery numbers too?

[Drummond]

French Retreat to The North.

[Jimbo]

Daily Mail:

Lambert cap on immigration: Villa boss slams door on January imports.

[silhillvilla]

BENT FRENCH

[PeterWithesShin]

Villa in swoop for Messi.

[AlexAlexCropley]

Daily Express:
Worst snow storm since records began at Villa Park-says amateur weather forecaster Bob Crusty

[Matt C]

Villa Finally Strike The Right Toon

[The Laughing Policeman]

L'Equipe:
Aston Villa mettent en déroute la Légion étrangère.

[Clampy]

I reckon there will be a pull out on whistles.

[James]

Lamblasted

I like that Levico, that's clever!

How about ...

Lamb is carved up, stewed for ninety minutes in a simmering rage, as Villa's lilly-livers were roasted again by struggling Barcodes. He won't get the chop though, but he does seem to have forgotten Delia's recipe for a winning team.

Alan Pardew said, after adjusting his beret and his uncharacteristically horizontal striped shirt, "It's the Bourgignon of the end for them, Monsieur!"