Wednesday's back page headline?

[ktvillan]

If we do the usual

Cornered - Lambert left with nowhere to go. 

Or just

(Here) we go again.

or if not

Villa turn the corner.

[PeterWithesShin]

Benteke 6 Newcastle 1

[Mazrim]

THE FRENCH CONNECTION

Gene Hackman brace sinks mags.

[Duncan Shaw]

LESCOTT WINNER SINKS PARDEW

I think we've got 22 minutes left for that one to come true!!

[prmort]

Lamb in a stew, frog on the Tyne scores 3

[kippaxvilla2]

Never mind the back page headline - the Mail will have it on their front page.

Tommy Docherty - 'This is the worst Villa Team I can Remember since the last worst team.'

Billy McNeil - 'This is a disgrace, no fight, no hunger, not playing for the shirt, players deliberately passing to the opposition so they can score, players bought in out injured for months and then being terrible, this is as bad as I am prepared to remember.'

Graham Turner - 'Young, Downing and Milner needed to go as they were passed their best, give Paul time.'

Josef Venglos - 'Tento tým Villa je nejhorší co si pamatuji, nemají boj, žádná vášeň, ne nic, je třeba, aby návrat do blažené doby 1990-1991.'

John Gregory - 'Terrible, awful, going to have a few problems sleeping for the next few nights, and I can't find the hair gel.  By the way did I ever tell you that joke about having a standing order set up with the FA?'

Shaun Teale - 'Bunch of southern softy twats.'

[NeilH]

Villa out of Toon as Lambo’s Lambs once more chopped down to size.

[neo_Villan]

Villa 0 - 2 France

[N'ZMAV]

Never mind the back page headline - the Mail will have it on their front page.

Tommy Docherty - 'This is the worst Villa Team I can Remember since the last worst team.'

Billy McNeil - 'This is a disgrace, no fight, no hunger, not playing for the shirt, players deliberately passing to the opposition so they can score, players bought in out injured for months and then being terrible, this is as bad as I am prepared to remember.'

Graham Turner - 'Young, Downing and Milner needed to go as they were passed their best, give Paul time.'

Josef Venglos - 'Tento tým Villa je nejhorší co si pamatuji, nemají boj, žádná vášeň, ne nic, je třeba, aby návrat do blažené doby 1990-1991.'

John Gregory - 'Terrible, awful, going to have a few problems sleeping for the next few nights, and I can't find the hair gel.  By the way did I ever tell you that joke about having a standing order set up with the FA?'

Shaun Teale - 'Bunch of southern softy twats.'

David O'Leary "Honest bunch of lads"

[He wears a magic hat]

Paul Lamberts decision to leave Chritian Benteke out ahead of his proposed transfer deadline day move to Arsenal looked to have proved a masterstroke as Villa stormed into a 2 goal lead curtiousy of an Andy Wiemann double.

WIth ten minute to go it looked as though Lamberts Lions were set to record there first Premier league win on 2013. That was until Pappe Cisse scored twice in sixty seconds on the 81st minute.

With Villa hanging on for a precious point the inevibable happened when a stoppage time corner was headed home unchallenged from all of three yards out by Stephen Taylor

[danno]

Looney Toon.

Cisse sees red as Magpies shot down.

[adrenachrome]

Cornergeddon!

[kippaxvilla2]

Cornergeddon!

This one gets my vote.

[silhillvilla]

LAMB-PARD ??

Both Villa and Newcastle face an agonising 48 hour wait as Frank Lampard makes a decision on his future.

[CJ]

To steal one from Scotland - Super Magpies Go Ballistic Villa Are Attrocious