Wednesday's back page headline?

[russon]

i have 3 lined up if Mr Kendrick's got writer's block -

Preening Poser Pardew Prevails Over Paul's Ponderous Pathetic Powder Puff Premiership Plummeting Pussies (catchy innit?)

Lambert Walks

Lambo's Lions Marmalize Magpies (i throw that one in for free in the knowledge that royalties are unlikely to follow)

[JB1811]

Lambo's Lions roar back.

Weimann 2, Whey aye men 0.

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

22 Useless ******

[N'ZMAV]

Lambert sacked.

[danlanza]

Lamb Chopped by minted Chairmen who is on the gravy train.

[Jimbo]

"Hmubublh mumblublubhhm gumbublhum ahanalohb we go again," warns Villa boss.

[N'ZMAV]

Honest bunch of lads.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Lambo chopped.

[AlexAlexCropley]

Lambo chows down on Toon man baps

[ozzjim]

Lambert feeling les bleus..... fans call for managers head.


Sissoko, Mbghdn ybanfgt, Gouffran and Cabeye smash Villa.

[Mazrim]

Villans in dreamland - clear corner.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Zut Alors!

French Fancies sink Villa.

[Richard E]

Six Appeal!

Benteke and Weimann hat-tricks sink the Toon and put the smiles back on Villa Fans' faces.

[remy]

Weds 30th Jan 2013:

Lambert: I WONT RESIGN

Beleaguered Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert issued a defiant message to the Villa boo-boys after last night's heavy home defeat to resurgent Newcastle United. The same old failings reared their head for the umpteenth match where simple set piece defending were their undoing. Belgian powerhouse Christian Benteke had missed a host of chances in the opening 20 minutes as Villa came out of the blocks. Slowly the Geordies rallied as they exposed the weakness down Villa's left hand side which Paul Lambert has failed to address despite the January transfer window opportunity. A neat cross was whipped over, Vlaar was outjumped by his marker and (barcode) headed in. The Villa heads dropped and minutes later Clark having being yellow carded for a foul on (insert barcode here) was turned inside out by (barcode) and went down in the box. Referee (insert twat here) pointed to the spot and (Barcode) sent Guzan the wrong way. A hail of boos descended as the players walked to the tunnel hoping that the players would receive a rocket from Lambert in the dressing room. Within a minute of the restart the game was over as a contest. (Bar code) surged again down Villa's left, crossed for (barcode) as Vlaar and Clark got in a tangle and the majority of the ground headed for the exits.

[E I Adio]

"Hmubublh mumblublubhhm gumbublhum ahanalohb we go again," warns Villa boss.

Thanks for the translation. First lol of the week.