Another caption competition

[PeterWithesShin]

Same as the last one. Winner gets to choose one DVD from the following. Can be collected before a home game or I can post it out. Winner will be chosen later tonight.

The selection today is:
Inglorious Bastards (the original)
Catherine Tate Show series one
Shaun of the Dead
Alien vs Predator
Juno
House of Flying Daggers
Mr Bean's Holiday
**audience** Wooooooooooooooh!!

[citizenDJ]

New 'Nike Collins' Boot proves cumbersome in practice.

[Legion]

Ride him, cowboy!

[Legion]

Why has my head turned into a football?

[jimmygreen]

You elbow him, I'll kick him in the back and when he lands unconscious, Shane can make passionate love to him.

[BC54 VFC]

Take that; Welsh twat.

[curiousorange]

Pacman proved more deadly in the box than Emile Heskey.

[Greg N'Ash]

Faulkner sacked after leaked clip from Lerner's 'live' feed reveals he's been watching games from last season.

[curiousorange]

World's shittest jigsaw puzzle discovered on internet forum.

[bertlambshank]

Worzel Heskey puts on football head.

[cheltenhamlion]

"And this is how Hutton tried to kill Shane Long, you know"

[eamonn]

What a random pic to choose! Is that Carson in goal? Who is the West Brom player? When the feck was this?
Some context please to help with the gag creating.
P.S. Mr Bean's Holiday was a tad under-rated I thought.

[CBAV06]

Everyone thought "Silver Surfer" was a misprint on the Transfer list.

[WarszaVillan]

Heskey steadies himself to score the world's first goal by farting.

[PeterWithesShin]

What a random pic to choose! Is that Carson in goal? Who is the West Brom player? When the feck was this?
Some context please to help with the gag creating.
P.S. Mr Bean's Holiday was a tad under-rated I thought.

I thought it was quite a good one to choose! *cries*