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Offline Des Little

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2013, 03:45:15 PM »
Fuck this...I'm off
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richtheholtender

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2013, 04:16:02 PM »
I have been hunting for days, his scent is in the air. I am on to you Glenn Johnson
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Offline SamTheMouse

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2013, 04:24:17 PM »
"Putain! Eet is so cold in zis country de merde....zis tracksuit was red when I poot eet on."
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Offline SamTheMouse

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2013, 04:28:10 PM »
Benteke smiled and tried to ignore it, but there was no getting away from it: Barry Bannan's coke habit was getting way out of control.
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2013, 04:31:24 PM »
"Does my bum look big in this?"
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2013, 04:32:16 PM »
"Where's Aled Jones when you need him?"
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2013, 04:33:06 PM »
"So, let me get this right: if I were training with Wolves or WBA the snow'd be black, right?"
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Online Legion

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2013, 04:39:17 PM »
"Boss, can I enter Dancing on Ice?"
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Online Drummond

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2013, 04:42:12 PM »
Benteke: Surely even our midfield can spot me in this?

Lambert: Right lads, there' snow excuse, the boggies camouflage won't work in this weather....

Lerner:

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Online nigel

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2013, 05:35:28 PM »
Quote from: paulcomben on January 18, 2013, 02:46:56 PM
Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.

I think we've got a winner already  ;D

My effort is:

OOOOOOOOOH  C C C Christian  B B B Benteke
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Offline Mortimer's Bear

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2013, 05:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Rissbert on January 18, 2013, 02:45:46 PM
"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."

My personal favourite.
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Offline Tucson Villain

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2013, 05:43:19 PM »
Quote from: Mortimer's Bear on January 18, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
Quote from: Rissbert on January 18, 2013, 02:45:46 PM
"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."

My personal favourite.

My favourite too.
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Offline kingstanding villa

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2013, 06:02:12 PM »
Fuck me that snowmans moving faster than Richard Dunne.
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Offline villa `cross the mersey

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2013, 06:09:09 PM »
"Where`s my care worker gone?"
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Offline TheTimVilla

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2013, 06:20:54 PM »
Where are my balls?
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