Caption competition

[Des Little]

Fuck this...I'm off

[richtheholtender]

I have been hunting for days, his scent is in the air. I am on to you Glenn Johnson

[SamTheMouse]

"Putain! Eet is so cold in zis country de merde....zis tracksuit was red when I poot eet on."

[SamTheMouse]

Benteke smiled and tried to ignore it, but there was no getting away from it: Barry Bannan's coke habit was getting way out of control.

[Mister E]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

[Mister E]

"Where's Aled Jones when you need him?"

[Mister E]

"So, let me get this right: if I were training with Wolves or WBA the snow'd be black, right?"

[Legion]

"Boss, can I enter Dancing on Ice?"

[Drummond]

Benteke: Surely even our midfield can spot me in this?

Lambert: Right lads, there' snow excuse, the boggies camouflage won't work in this weather....

Lerner:

[nigel]

Betcha wish yer snowman was Benteke.

I think we've got a winner already 

My effort is:

OOOOOOOOOH  C C C Christian  B B B Benteke

[Mortimer's Bear]

"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."

My personal favourite.

[Tucson Villain]

"We pick ourselves up and we snow again."

My personal favourite.

My favourite too.

[kingstanding villa]

Fuck me that snowmans moving faster than Richard Dunne.

[villa `cross the mersey]

"Where`s my care worker gone?"

[TheTimVilla]

Where are my balls?