West Bromwich Albion v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[N'ZMAV]

I hate these wankers. I saw a joke somewhere saying Baggies fans were like Jimmy Saville victims, hear nothing from them in 40 years then they all come out the woodwork.
I want us to batter them. Probably won't. Lambert needs to get this right.

[The Left Side]

I'd take a draw right now!

[SashasGrandad]

Up to the ref I suppose.

Please don't say it's Dowd

Lee Probert

Lee Probert will fall ill on Friday night - and Dowd and the idiot we had at the weekend will fight it out to give us further grief.

[taylorsworkrate]

Stripey bastards 3 Vile 0

We'll meet again, don't know where
Don't know when...

Sang to the 16 seals that hang around for second half...

I told you lot that one of them had a computer AND could type. And you didn't fucking believe me.

Nah, just has a very dedicated carer who types as he dribbles.

[danlanza]

Stripey bastards 3 Vile 0

We'll meet again, don't know where
Don't know when...

Sang to the 16 seals that hang around for second half...

Get fucked

[Lobsterboy]

Them 3 Us 2

Cue Lambert saying how well played, how he's still looking to do something in the transfer window and reassuring us we definitely won't go down

[Legion]

Stripey bastards 3 Vile 0

We'll meet again, don't know where
Don't know when...

Sang to the 16 seals that hang around for second half...

Get fucked

Chill. He's been dealt with.

[danlanza]

3-1 Villa and there we go. There is no way ( after our site has been invaded by a stripey ******) that we are going to lose this game. 3-1 Villa and uck the Tesco's. UTV. Lanzarote Villains.

[JUAN PABLO]

im expected a shock 1-0 Villa win .  Make up for saturday

[ez]

Thing is, we've been crap for three seasons now and the only time they beat us is when we had a player wrongfully sent off. However, 2-0 to them.

[Chipsticks]

Stripey bastards 3 Vile 0

We'll meet again, don't know where
Don't know when...

Sang to the 16 seals that hang around for second half...

What a miserable git. Wasting his life on other team's forums when he could be wasting his life on his own one like the rest of us.

[itbrvilla]

Team on shit run play Villa next = end of shit run.

[PeterWithesShin]

Their recent league record is W2 D1 L6. Which is worse than we've managed over the last 9. One of those games where first goal could be crucial as neither side is exactly brimming with confidence.

[tomd2103]

Their recent league record is W2 D1 L6. Which is worse than we've managed over the last 9. One of those games where first goal could be crucial as neither side is exactly brimming with confidence.

Yep and despite all their crowing they are a mid-table at best and really nothing to be feared. 

[Jimbo]

Albion and their lumpen ilk have been transformed, from the elementary sub-amoeba found in the sediments of the primordial stew, to puddle-dwelling lungfish-type creatures as yet unknown to science. They are but sticky, peanut-studded turds squished between the feculent bum cheeks of Birmingham and the Black Country, dangling precariously from frazzled arse hair, awaiting their eventual dispatch into their natural habitat, Satan's eternal lavatory. They are the gnarled calluses on the arthritic wanking hand of the Devil's idiot half-brother. They give the sputum-chomping subterranean rat people of the Dark Ages a bad name and, whatever the score, they will always occupy the slippery rung at the bottom of the evolutionary ladder. Yes, they've certainly gone up in the world.