The Cricket Thread 2013

[PaulWinch again]

I really can't see how we are going to take a wicket, unless they get nervous.

The same, but I always thought they had a great chance. Our team needs to rediscover it's ruthlessness, we are too casual and not aggressive enough. We also need to start scoring runs again, the top order needs to turn up and the tail need to contribute.

[cdbearsfan]

Jimmy has stuck four perfect deliveries just outside off stump already today. We might only need one more. Don't panic! Aaaaagh!

[PaulWinch again]

Please please please win England.

[taylorsworkrate]

unreal

[taylorsworkrate]

Erm, we can't just allow singles now

[beness]

thank god for Bells ton.

[PaulWinch again]

Can't see us doing this.

[taylorsworkrate]

Fucking hell

[taylorsworkrate]

Can't believe how badly we've fucked up both their innings

[cdbearsfan]

We seem to have picked the perfect fielding positions to ensure we don't take any wickets or prevent any runs.

[PaulWinch again]

The ball isn't moving at all, and Swann isn't doing anything.

[taylorsworkrate]

sounded like a noise

[PaulWinch again]

It's over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cdbearsfan]

Give him out!

[beness]

Game over