The Cricket Thread 2013

[Villan For Life]

I'm in a devious mood. I really need to come up with a plausible excuse for me to go and work from home now (and watch the cricket).

Any suggestions?

Tell your boss to fuck off and then sexually assault his secretary?

He's a she and is as devious/suspicious as me!

[paul_e]

I'm in a devious mood. I really need to come up with a plausible excuse for me to go and work from home now (and watch the cricket).

Any suggestions?

Tell your boss to fuck off and then sexually assault his secretary?

He's a she and is as devious/suspicious as me!

the same principle works though, it's just you now have to sexually assault your boss and then tell her to fuck off afterwards. 

[Villan For Life]

I'm in a devious mood. I really need to come up with a plausible excuse for me to go and work from home now (and watch the cricket).

Any suggestions?

Tell your boss to fuck off and then sexually assault his secretary?

He's a she and is as devious/suspicious as me!

the same principle works though, it's just you now have to sexually assault your boss and then tell her to fuck off afterwards. 

Ok she's got a decent rack on her, I'll go cop a feel!

[PaulWinch again]

This last wicket stand is getting annoying.

[PaulWinch again]

For fucks sake Finn pitch it up.

[Monty]

For fucks sake Finn pitch it up.

My thoughts precisely.

[Villan For Life]

For fucks sake Finn pitch it up.

My thoughts precisely.

Is it just me or are we the only test side who get delayed by stubborn last-wicket partnerships? FFS they've put on 45 already!!

[PaulWinch again]

This is becoming quite damaging now from the position we had them in.

[Villan For Life]

For fucks sake Finn pitch it up.

My thoughts precisely.

The pitch has no pace and yet he persists with the short stuff. Madness.

[Monty]

This is really poor stuff.

[paul_e]

We have let them off the hook a bit here, agar looks a lot better than an 11 though to be fair, I predict him to bat at 8 within a few years.

[Villan For Life]

Jimmy to replace Finn please.

Broad is on the field yet hasn't bowled. Whilst you could say that up to the 9th wicket we haven't needed him, it's beginning to look like his injury is worse than we thought.

[Monty]

If Broad can't bowl, why is Bresnan not in the side? What's the point?

[PaulWinch again]

This is utter dross Finn, throwing away our advantage.

[Villan For Life]

If Broad can't bowl, why is Bresnan not in the side? What's the point?

To be fair he was injured whilst batting so Bresnan had already been dropped.